Peter

Where's the best place to hide a body?

????

A what?!

Peter

Well, an unconscious body in a bit

Namely, me

I'm losing blood and am going to pass out soon  O_O

????

Wait...

Is this a prank text?

How did you even get this number?

Crap. Has it been leaked?

Peter

Ned, stop fooling around. Now's not the time.

????

You're being serious?

Are you okay kid?

Peter

Kid?

Oops

You're not Ned

Wrong number

????

Really though, are you okay?

Peter

Errrr...

I'm totally fine

Just a bit of role playing me and my friend play over text

????

Sure kid.

Peter

Welp, stranger danger.

So bye!

~ chat switch ~

Peter

Ned!

Wait, this is Ned right?

???

Yes Peter. What's up?

Peter

I need help fast

Ned

What for?

Wait...

Did you get shot again?

Peter

Whys that the first thing thet you think of?

Ned

....

Peter

Okay, fine!

I didn't get shot

Ned

Oh good

Peter

Just stabbed

Ned

Peter!

Just stabbed?

Where are you? Your phone tracker we installed says it's broken

Peter

Oh ya, I forgot...

I broke my phone on Patrol

Lost all my contacts

And the tracker too

Ned

Great

Just great

What am I supposed to do?

Peter

Just cover for me okey?

And try to keep me talking

Honestly I'm surprised that I haven't already passed out from blood loss

But I managed to find a place to crash wgere I won't be found in my suit

Ned

Peter!

You're gonna die

Peter

Pshhh

Stop overreacting

Ned

Stop overreacting?

I'm hyperventilating here

Peter

I'll be fine

I think...

Ned

You think?!

You're not helping here

Peter

Ned! I have super healing remember?

I hsven't bled this much before though...

But I've wrapped the wound and everything

And I even managed to eat ysterday

So my healing is at it full force

Ned

Not helping

Peter

And FABAE will make sure I don't die

Ned

How?

By smacking you with her non-existent arms?

Peter

That is very offensive

I created her you know

Ned

Exactly

Peter

Ouch    >:(

Ned

I love her and all but still...

Peter

I know she loves you too

Even if its not as muvh as she loves me

Ned

Wow, thanks

Peter

Welp, imma pass out now

My bodys shutting down to heal

Ned

Peter!

How long are you gonna be?

Peter

Hey

You better not die on me

Okay...

I'm gonna call this in if I don't hear from you in a day.

A/N: Well, that's it for the first chapter of this story! I really hope you guys enjoyed it. I am writing as I go, so we shall see where this takes us huh? I expect to have the plot for the rest of the book unfold before me a few chapters in. Fingers crossed am I right?   ;)

Thanks ya'll! Have a good life!