There are lots of things that Jeon Jeongguk hate the most and one of them might be a certain midget named Park Jimin.

"Shit! Jeongguk don't rape a guy in broad daylight in the middle of the fucking street!"

With wide eyes and slightly ajar mouth, he turn around to face the small guy and is about to complain when the red-haired man suddenly disappear. Looking behind him, he saw the said man fleeing. He could've run after him and made him pay but the midget grab his arm and scold him, saying that "No, you can't just rape a cute guy, ggukie! At least take him to dark alley or something!"

"God damn it! He was the guy who makes my life miserable!" The younger male whines, shoving Jimin away who just shake his head, tiptoeing to pat Jeongguk's head.

"Now now, stop complaining. I got chocolate ice cream cake!"

There are lots of things that Jeon Jeongguk hate the most and one of them might be a certain midget named Park Jimin.

"Look!"

Jimin shoved a piece of paper to Jeongguk's face, earning another annoying whine from him. "It says fifty thousand won per week!"

Grabbing the paper, Jeongguk's eyes widen as he stare at the piece of paper. The same paper he saw few days ago that Hoseok handed him. The bold "Wanted: Babysitter" is taunting him, as if it's teasing Jeongguk for being a weakling.

Being stubborn he is, he crumpled the paper and throw it to a nearby trashcan. Jimin's complaint died down when he look up and he saw a young boy, about his age, trying to calm a wailing baby. He imagine himself on the young boy's position and he think he will shove the baby inside the trashcan too.

"Wait here. I need to pee."

Jeongguk sighs and walk away, leaving a drooling Jimin in front of a Barbecue shop inside the mall. After 2 hours of walking around, the two decided to call it off, giving up on finding a perfect job for this almost perfect guy.

The young male walk aimlessly towards the comfort room, humming to himself as he saw the room empty. Dragging down his zipper and freeing his shaft, he whistles to himself as he pee.

"I don't think I could find happiness in that job.."

"You know.." Jeongguk's startled when a guy appeared beside him, groaning as he finally pee. "Happiness is not something you have to achieve."

To make sure he's not imagining things, Jeongguk looks around, finding no one except him and the weird guy with a glasses sitting on his nose, a pink baseball cap on his head contrast to his all black clothes. "Happiness is a journey, not a destination." He heard the sound of zipper zipping close and then followed by the sound of flushing and the ringing of the phone. Jeongguk felt the guy pat his shoulder before he turn around to leave the room.

"By the way, nice dick. The same size as mine."

And then the philosophy guy is gone.

"What the fuck, did he even wash his hands before touching my shoulder?"

"Welcome back!"

Jeongguk frowns as he saw the midget talking to a.. doll? He's a bit taller than Jeongguk, with wide shoulder and beautiful face. He smiled at Jeongguk and said, "So you're Jeon Jeongguk?"

"Err, yes?"

"I heard from your friend that you want to take this job." The guy with wide shoulder hands a paper to Jeongguk. The said guy steal a glance at Jimin, who's smiling widely at him, before looking down at the paper with confuse expression. There he saw the word he really hates the most.

"Wanted: Babysitter"

"Wait, it's not like-"

"Oh wait, it's the happiness dick guy!"

Jeongguk turn to where the sound came from and to his surprise, he saw the philosophy guy earlier.

"What the f-"

"Happiness what?!" T.G.W.W.S (the guy with wide shoulder) said, slapping the philosophy guy's arm. Jeongguk gaze at Jimin who show him a thumbs up. He's definitely telling Yoongi about Jimin's secret fantasy about Yoongi's body. That midget is digging his own grave.

"I'm sorry, my name is Kim Seokjin," he then points at philosophy guy, "this is my fiancé, Kim Namjoon."

Namjoon grins, removing his pink baseball cap before slightly bowing his head, "So I guess, you're interested on taking care of our baby brother?"

Jeongguk was about to open his mouth when Namjoon said, "Our baby brother would shut up when he saw your dick. Sixty-nine out of six point nine, he'll beg for it."

"What the fuck?"