"Our baby brother would shut up when he saw your dick, sixty-nine out of six point nine, he'll beg for it."

"What the fuck?"

Jeongguk shake his head aggressively. You can't just use the words "Baby", "dick" and "beg" in one sentence. Jeongguk is a young adult, in his legal age, and he's not going to jail just because he sexually abused a fucking kid.

"Nope, not gonna sexually harass a kid-"

Jimin raise his hand to cover the younger male's mouth, "Wait, hold up! What 'harass a kid' are you sayin'?"

"Look at this biceps babe!" Namjoon squeals, pinching Jeongguk's arms and biceps. He even move down to lift the latter's cloth, showing his fine abs before moving down and poking his thick thighs. "Just look at this fine specimen we got here! He got nice dick too."

At this comment, the waiter who's serving the table next to them chokes, before openly checking out Jeongguk and running away once the male caught him staring.

"I know right!" Jimin smiles proudly, slapping his hand behind the younger's head, making Jeongguk splutter. "He got good dick game!"

This is very wrong, Jeongguk thinks. It's as if Jimin is selling Jeongguk's body to a stranger. "Nope! Not gonna harass a kid-"

Seokjin hums, before thrusthing his hand towards Jeongguk, "You're hired!"

"No shit! I'm desperate to earn money, but what the fuck?! No way I'll sexually harass a kid!"

At this, Namjoon snorts, biting down his lower lip as he stop himself from laughing. "What kid are you saying, huh?"

"Aren't you hiring me to be a babysitter for your younger brother...?"

"Yes but- There he is!" Seokjin pointed someone behind him. Jeongguk slowly turn around curiously.

Then he saw the red haired mad walking towards them.

"It's you!"

The red haired man stop, grabbing the nearest thing to him, which happens to be an umbrella. He opens it and opt to hide behind it. "What are you doing here?!"

Jeongguk rolls his eyes, murmuring "It's a mall, duh." before advancing towards the male.

"Hold up! You guys already knew each other?"

Jeongguk shrugs, stopping right in front of the red haired boy and giving him a small smirk when the man peek at him. "No don't come near me!"

And then Jeongguk abruptly pulls the umbrella, slightly pulling the guy with it.

Before he knew it, the red haired man trip on his own shoe and he fell face first on Jeongguk's crotch.

"Oh man, holy shit!"

"Don't fucking leave me here." Jeongguk hisses, tightening his grip on Jimin's arm.

"Sorry but Hoseok called and we got dance practice in.." Jimin fishes for his phone to and unlocking it before scrolling through his messages. "Thirty minutes and I just really have to attend early or Hoseok will bitch slap me."

"You're not going to leave me here with this.." Jeongguk point at Taehyung, who's squirting the catsup all over his fries. That's not how you eat fries, Jeongguk thought, so disgusting. "Crazy man who burnt my bicycle and his.." He points at Namjoon and Seokjin who's sucking each other's face. "Crazy brothers."

"No, it wasn't me!" The red haired man, who's now named as Taehyung, scream, gathering the attention of other costumers around them.

"Oh really? You were there when it happened! You even smirk at me!"

"I'm not smirking at you!"

"You were!"

"Am not!"

"You were, god damnit!"

"Am n-"

"Now now, that's not how you treat your babysitter right, Taehyung?"

Taehyung huffs, shoving the burger in his mouth. Now Jeongguk get it why they are looking for a babysitter. Kim Taehyung is definitely a 7 year old brat kid trapped inside this young adult male. \

Jimin stand up, bidding them a good bye. The couple also stand up, saying they have other plans today and they are giving Jeongguk and Taehyung a chance to get to know each other, which the two protest because they just can't seem to stand each other's presence.

Despite their protest, Jeongguk found himself sitting across the red haired man who keeps shoving food in his mouth.

"Hey, are you going to eat your fries?" Taehyung asked, his hand already grabbing a handful of Jeongguk's fries.

After a long minute of silence, Taehyung tried speaking, which he miserably fail to do and end up choking. Jeongguk sighs as he lean forward and hand his own glass of water as he pat Taehyung's back.

"I know I should've choosed to become a porn actor."

"What's your size?" Taehyung asked, casually licking his fingers with grease and salt.

Jeongguk raises his eyebrow to that, "Pardon?"

Taehyung snorts, "What's the size of your cock, daddy?"

Jeongguk splutters, choking on his own saliva. He look up to see Taehyung casually drinking Jeongguk's water as if he didn't just asked about Jeongguk's cock size. He can feel the other costumers' burning gaze at them.

He was about to retort and maybe scold the man sitting across him when he heard someone coughs behind them and he quickly drag Taehyung out of the place after placing crumpled bills on the table.

"Mom, what's a cock?"