Percy Jackson had never seen more chaos in his life.

People were running around as a giant black hypogriff dive bombed the camp, biting people's arms off. Octavian ran around waving his teddy bears around and screaming, "My father will hear about this!". Then the hippogriff bit both of his hands off so he attached hooks to the end of them.

"Oh my gerd what the blood 'ell is happening!" Ron screamed before he was snatched up and eaten by the black beast.

The weirdest thing was the people riding the hippogriff. Four people suprisingly fit on the back of it. One was what looked like an escaped prisioner, with ruly black hair and hallowed eyes. Then came a boy that had ginger hair like Ron's and freckles. Then came a pasty man in a tattered suit holding hands with a woman who had spiky blue hair.

"Tonks? Lupin? Sirius? Fred?" Harry asked. The people, who Percy presumed to be Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, and Fred, said nothing and the hippogriff ate Harry.

HIPPOGRIFFS LIKE PEOPLE, K?! Don't judge.

Nom Nom Nom.

"Oh no!" Piper screamed after her face was bitten off, "mah makeup!"

Then Percy injected a pound of skittles into his blood vessels and became super Percy.

Pew, pew pew pew.

He shot lasers from his eyes and melted the hippogriff, and the people on his back got dissapeard.

Then Nico ate Percy because he likes death.

THEN THE STOLLS SET OFF BARRELS OF TNT AND THE WHOLE CAMP BLEW UP!

The end.

Ok guys, sorry I've taken so long to update! This is a total prank update, not the end, and I promise I'm going to get chapter four up soon. Hope you laughed really hard and/or called your psychiatrist, AND/OR wondered if I was drunk writing this (which I was not).

Happy back to school and get ready for an update soon!