Waluigi. April 10, 2008

What just happened. I was just tying to get ready for the race then, my mechanic Shawn, came up to me and said,"Hey, Waluigi, you should really lookout for that princess right there." He pointed to a lovely looking woman with a greenish, blueish dress on her, then somehow, out of nowhere, a bag appeared right in front of her. She took an outfit out and went in the bathroom she came out 2 seconds later, with the outfit on and went back to her kart with a torquise shy guy, but more like a shy girl.

I was right, so I told Shawn,"I bet you like that Shy girl that is helping her."

"How do you always know what I'm thinking?" He asked.

"I guess I have an act for it I guess." I told him. I looked back, that's when I saw the problem. She went and she started talking to the Mario Gang. That is what dissapointed me.

"See, if you go anywhere close to the cosmic princess, Rosalina, she'll snatch you up and make you fly to Bowser's castle." Shawn said. "Whelp, I've got to go put your bike in the starting line, good luck." Shawn said. So, Shawn left and Wario, Mona, and the rest of his gang came in.

"How you doing bro." Wario said.

"I'm fine, just standing here alone, no one to talk to." I said sarcastically.

"Well, hope things go better with you." Wario said. They all left, except for Ashley, who had a gigantic crush on me.

"Hey, Waluigi." Ashley said. I rolled my eyes.

"Hey, Ashley."

"I hope you win today." and tried to give me a kiss. But I teleported out of the tent outside when all of a sudden "BAM!"

I said,"Hey watch it." I looked up and saw Rosalina.  "Forgive me cosmic princess for being so rude," I said and bowed down. I was so scared, I thought I was going to get punched in the face.

But instead she said,"Why are you so afraid of me."

Inside my head I was thinking,"How does she know that I'm afraid right now."

"Don't bow down to me, you have the right to live like I do." I was so weirded out.

I then said,"Uh, Waluigi, supposed villian." I couldn't believe she still was talking to me.

Then she said,"Why do you feel sorry for yourself." I was so suprised, I ran back to my hut and stopped to take a breather.

Everyone was silent then, Shawn came to me and said,"Boy, you got very lucky, I don't even know how she knew that, she seems to know you more than I do." I shook my head in agreement. Wario and his gang came back and started talking to me.

"Wow, look at that, Waluigi actually has a woman that likes him." Wario said.

"She's a keeper Waluigi." Mona said.

"Huh, They're right Waluigi, you deserve her, not me." Ashley said. 

"Are you guys sure that she likes me?" I asked.

"Ah, c'mon Waluigi, of course she loves you, you know I'm a expert at stuff like this." Mona said. I was suprised the way Wario was talking to me, he usually would just call me dumb, or get out of my face and stuff like that. But now, he was cheering me up. Anyway, they left again and Daisy came in here.

"We'll hello there-" I was interupted by Daisy.

"Don't think that you can get away with whatever your planning." I rolled my eyes once again. "Pff, you might have fooled Mario, Peach, and Rosalina. But me and Luigi know you're doing something." There Luigi was standing right next to her.

"Hey, Waluigi, the race is starting in 10 minutes. Shawn said.

"Thank you, Shawn." I said. I went to get on my bike and prepared to get going. Shawn went up to me and gave me some snacks and a drink before the race.

"Remember, what I told you, look at your surroundings, don't hit rocks, and make sure to not go above the red part of the engine."

"Yea, I know, your the best mechanic anyone could ever have." Shawn smiled. Then the announcer said, 5 more minutes till the race begins.

"Good luck." Shawn said as he went back to the hut. Right next to me were Mario and Peach.

"Hello, Waluigi," Mario and Peach said.

"Hey guys." I knew they're just trying to be nice, so I just did the same thing.

"Lovely day for a race isn't it." Mario said.

"Sure is." Then Lakitu came to the starting line. 3...2...1...Go. We went off with me in 3rd place. As Shawn said, I looked at my surroundings and saw an item box. I got it and I got 3 bannanas. I used them as shields and got another item box. I got three red shells. "This is my lucky day." I thought. Then it was lap 2 a red shell came at me, but my bannana got it for me. I just kept dodging rocks and kept going a little faster. Another red shell came and hit my bannana, but it was the last lap. I was feeling really good, then right in front of me was Rosalina. Oh my gosh, it was so akward.

She said,"Uh, hi." and her little star friend smacked her face, I told her to get in the back of my bike and hold on. To my suprise, she did. I felt so calm, her hugging my stomach while I was riding, I blushed, but I don't think anyone noticed. I then saw Peach, I got up to her and threw the bannana and red shells at her, but I don't think Rosalina noticed that. We were neck and neck. Then, I went a little over the red, but for some reason, the engine didn't blow up. We were at the finish line and we both passed it, I stopped, and looked at the screen. Just by a hair, my bike was over the finish line first.

Rosalina got off my bike, and said,"Sorry, guess I need more practice. I told her to not worry about it and flirted at her. She actually blushed, I was happy on the inside, I never had this feeling except when I met Daisy, but it was bigger, I then knew, I was inlove. I went to get my trophy and raised it high in the air, Wario went up to me and started to cheer, as well as his gang. So did Rosalina, Peach, and Mario. It was a great time. There was a celebration at Wario's place and I was the one who he was celebrating about. I invited Shawn. We went over and we did a lot of things with him and the gang.

But I told them,"I couldn't do it with my mechanic and friend Shawn here. They cheered for me and him.

Then, Mona asked,"How did you feel when Rosalina accidentally flipped onto you."

"It was strange, I got the same feeling when I met Daisy, but bigger."

They all went "awwww" and that was the end of the dicussion. I was thankful to know Ashley got over me, I could tell, I think she's starting to be with Jimmy T. This day was the first time I felt like things could get better. But there are still thimgs. In my mind. Does Rosalina like me? Is Ashley over me? Why was Wario being so nice? But seriously, I still liked today.