Or should I say 'Heracles'. Yep, I went there. Disney made this Greek mythology lover mad.

For those that don't know, Hercules is his ROMAN name. And Hera is NOT his birth mother. She actually hated Heracles because he was yet another product of her brother/husband's inability to keep it in his pants. I'm surprised she actually continuously put up with his sexcapades for as long as she did because honestly I'd fucking lose it too. If I could list every woman Zeus slept with, I'd probably run out of paper and at this particular moment, it's not advisable to go outside. ((Unrelated note, I think Mother Gothel predicted coronavirus. But that's an entirely different rant.))

Anyway, back to Heracles/Hercules. If you're gonna use one god's (or in this case, demigod's) Roman name, use the others so people don't get confused. Zeus should be Jupiter, Hades should be Pluto, Hermes should be Mercury, Ares should be Mars, and Hera should be Juno, etc.

But I digress. The point is, the whole Hercules/Heracles thing makes me upset. If Disney does a live action version (petition for Danny DeVito to be Phil again) I'd really like the proper names fir the other gods to be used. That is all I ask.

Aight I think I'm done ranting. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.