OK guys, this is my first actual rant about Disney so... yeah, it may be a bit rough around the edges lol. Before I start, those of you who do NOT know Jade (@shorty_with_ideas), my friend who made the shmexy cover, you need to talk to her, she’s epic and I love her.

 Anyway, on to Hans... From the start, it’s obvious that he’s hiding something. I mean, you never see him take off his gloves except one time. ONE FUCKING TIME. Anyway, I was reading his bio like on Tuesday or Wednesday, and found out that usually, when a person in a cinematic production frequently wears gloves, especially without taking them off, it means they were hiding something. Well, Elsa was obviously trying to hide something, but hey, she had ice powers that were strong enough to slaughter a bunch of people, for Christ’s sake! Hans was a normal human being, no powers what-so-fucking-ever, and yet he had the willpower to almost KILL the awesome sister of his fake fiancée? Are you fucking JOKING, DICK!? Just, no... Fuck no.

Also, Hans is based off the Mirror in the Snow Queen by HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON. (Hans, Kristoff, Anna, Sven, say it fast, you’ll get it.) Anyway, so he can adapt his mood to that of the people he’s around.

When he’s around the Duke of Weselton, he’s an asshole and a prick, when he’s around Anna he’s nicey-nicey, and when he’s around Elsa he’s kind, patient... blah blah blah (LIAR! *shakes fist*)

 That dick. He’s a huge liar if I ever did see one. You guys know it too, don’t you?

 OK I’m done. Rant finished.

 ~Ariella