here are a few quotes i heard from some junior and senior rednecks concerning gun control.

(warning: i am not responsible for their stupidity. they're somewhat racist, sexist, homophobic pieces of trash)

"the only ones who want to ban guns are the girls and the gays"
*privileged white boy snickering*

"if i politely asked the leader of south korea to resign, he would"
"well, if i shot him he'd have to resign"

"i could pull a michael jackson and turn asian"

"is someone gonna arrest my dad because he owns three shot guns? no, 'cuz he'd shoot them"

"we need more mental health screenin' and stuff, but they can't ban guns. i could build a gun right now"

"we should just nuke asia"
*whiny middle-aged privileged straight white boi voice* "but i like chinese food"

"guns are like heroin"

"i could order a gun off amazon right now"

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just another day in my conservative high school!