We got lucky this trip
A great table full of funny folks
But our waiter
Was the Jack of all Trades

Lettuce doctor
Magician
Comedian
And boy could he play
Acoustic guitar

Antonio
The serenading waiter
From the Philippines
Nothing was too hard for him

Frank Sinatra
John Denver
Elvis
The Eagles

While every other
Table would be done with dinner
Ours would wait for
Our nightly entertainment

Singers and dancers?
Cool
Orchestra?
Nifty
Comedian?
Funny

But a singing-guitar-playing waiter?
Kick ass!
As diamond members
We've never been
Honored that way before

We truly hope
That his attention to detail
And care
Are rewarded greatly

He has made our dinners
Unforgettable
And for that we are
Eternally blessed