Come out come out were ever you are’ said knockout ‘I don’t see why you want come out Slinger.’
‘Because she hates you’ I yelled from a room down the hall as slinger. Ice came down the hall pointing at me
‘Get back in your room solider’
‘I am leaning out of my room Ice’ I yelled in her face.
‘Good job fluffy’ she said patting my head.
‘Why did you just call her….. squirrel’
I fell asleep next min I heard knockout.
‘Wakey Wakey’
‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did you ruined my predacon nap.’
Commander ice wants you in the main room Slinger.
‘Just a few more minutes.’
‘NOW’ he said in his predacon voice.
‘Ek’ halled tell down the hall skids in the room then I was trying to stop I fell down a skids some more on my face.
‘I thank you are supposed to use your brakes not your face.’
Owwwww my face. Why did it have to be my face? Whining rubbing my face. Stopped cleared my throat.
Commander ice I heard that you needed me.
Yes I need you for practice.
What kind of practice?
Practice for the spot in the 2nd in command.
o…… I……did not think about that I was a sleep then knockout yelled at me and then I ran down the hall skided in to here so that was what you wanted me for.
Yeah that is what I wanted you.
Ok I am out of here……. Bye

A few minutes later/
‘Daddy lard asstroin I nee…..’
‘What did you just call me?’
‘Nothing’ I came in there then all happy.
‘Sir may I repeat what he called you.’
‘By all means necessary.’
‘He called you daddy lard asstroin.’
‘STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!’
‘Why did you do this you peace of crap cybertroinen?’ ice came in there
‘Nice one I never could pull that one off. Your my new second in command.’ Jazz walks in
‘Whats kiken cuzes, predacon, uncle, ………..starscream.’ he looked                   ‘why is everyone looking at me’ I came over there.
‘Dude you’re the only autobot in here.’ He looked.
‘O is I now.’ He looked up. ‘Prowl! Get out of the raphter.’ He jumped then fell on Jazz.
‘Ouch that is cooold.’ The funny part is that when he landed he landed on his man parts. Ice walks up and squats down never jazz.
‘Dude you’re never going to regret this are you.’ I walked over poked him on the face.
‘Jazz is afishly broken.’ Ice runs over slap prowl.
‘Why……did….you….do….that to my brother.’ I got up walked over were ice was. I leaned over there o prowls shoulder.
‘Well why you landed on jazzes nuts. Are you gay?’
‘No I mean yes I mean no yes no yes no yes………ahhhhhhhhhhh.’ He falls on the floor. Barricade strolls in looks down at hem.
‘I thank you broke prowl’ while pocking hem.
‘ah…umm…No I’m not broken I’m alright.’ While jazz is still in pain. Rumble came in and kicks hem again. Then soundwave comes and smacks hem on the head.
‘Bad.’ Points at hem. Then friztey came in the room then kicks soundwave there. First time in a long time we actually heard soundwave say something.
‘You stupid little mini-con.’ Groans and gets friztey and troughs hem. I came over were soundwave was. Then kicks hem again.
‘Why did you.’ Ice came over
‘I guess a nut kicking party so.’ And kicks megatron.
‘Ot oh I’m in trouble now’.
Then I could here a slit snicker in the conor. It was star scream.
Ha aha ahahahahhqhahhahhh that’s funny.
Knockout comes over there and kicks hem in his.
‘That is what you get for being so rude.’
‘Ow.’ Every body points and laughs.
Um prowl a while ago when I confused you your last answer was yes. So are you?
Nonononononononononoonononnoononno yes maybe idk
O snap….all guys hid your butt holes.’ Ice yells from behind megatron

One week later
Optumis came beside a corner and saw them. He gaged a little and walked off. He contacted megatrion.
Megatrion I have news good news and bad news.
‘What is the good news.’
The good news that we only have bad news.
Okay what is the bad news.
‘Prowl and jazz are gay.’ Me and ice came up behind megatrion.
We could have told you that.’ I spoke up.
‘Did you know why we call ratchet doc queer.’
Why
‘He is gay to.’ He looked confused
What.’
Yeap, he and sunsteaker have some thing for each other. He gaged some more and left the screen on.
Well I guess I want be going to the autobot base.
‘What did you say.’