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Generic Title for 1st Chapter

A totalitarian society had emerged from Lil Pump's victory over those who had opposed him, however, even the mighty fall, so in a last ditch effort of self preservation, the Rapper asexually cloned himself at the ripe age of 99 and 11 months, dying soon after the child was born.

In a pub in generic futuristic city with very tall buildings, a group of figures had assembled to discuss something that they would not believe could be done...dethrone the Pump.

" White Supremacy is on the rise, and its all because of Big Pumpboy! " A feminist in a hot dog costume ranted and raved towards her comrades.

" Isn't Big Pump dark skinned though? " Cyber Soldier Of Darkworld ( One of the best Yugioh Cards, DONT @ me you filthy preppies ) asked, raising a metaphorical eyebrow towards her, only for the woman to huff and puff intensely.

" I don't think you understand what I'm getting at, as a nonbinary transgender gynesexual, I realize that Big Pump has allowed the Neo Nazis and Neckbeards to go onto the rise, therefore, leading to mass oppression! " She argued, although, not much could be accomplished fighting against one as stubborn as herself.

Biggus Dickus simply laughed at their endeavor, finding it pointless babble as he lounged in his chair. " I only came here for women and fighting, and I'm not seeing much of either here " He sighed, turning towards the Hot Dog Feminist.

" Well...at least not in high quality " He continued, letting out another chuckle.

Near them, a man clad entirely in purple simply met their gaze, not uttering a word as his calm demeanor sent a chilling aura throughout the area, although, it was easily ignored by the warmth of such petty arguments. Walking into the room, a small green fellow entered. " Ay man I heard we's gonna take down the Pump man " Big Smoke, The Saibaman stated, while it had taken him a while to learn the English language, perfecting it was an entirely different subject.

" And what's with the purple boi up in here-" The little green humanoid was cut off by Zebediah Killgrave, who walked slowly towards him as he looked down upon the elf like creature.

" Watch your mouth, or you might as well lose it..." He muttered coldly, the Saibaman feeling no control over his body as he was close to the man dressed in purple, who subsequently, also had purple skin.

" I suggest we form a K-Pop Group in order to defeat Big Pumpboy " The Hot Dog feminist suggested, trying to get back on topic as Biggus Dickus let out another chuckle.

" He's got other heroes from different dimensions under his control by the use of parasites, it's like he's got all the arsenal of a Gacha Game on his side...He'd most likely assassinate us before we could ever get close to him " He stated, crossing his arms.

However, before their discussion could carry on, conveniently set out to reinforce the previous statement, the window beside the party's room had shattered, revealing a dark figure. It was none other than Padme from the StarWars Franchise, with a big fat ' everyone is here ' sign in her palms, she then accidentally tripped as she entered the room, and drove the sign into Killgrave's body, killing him. " So much for mouth, bud " Big Smoke stated.

" I don't think that's what he meant " Biggus Dickus replied, letting out a sigh.

Hot Dog feminist was about to explode in anger from the disgrace laid down in front of her, she brought her foot down upon the woman from Naboo and her eyes glimmered like flashing lights as all of her training in the ways of the keyboard warrior came to fruition. " You pathetic excuse for a female lead...you let a man hold you down, only to escape his wrath and die during childbirth to give birth to another pitiful sexist caricature of wamen...disgraceful " She stated, raising her foot into the air suddenly as she prepared to launch a kick.

" GET OUT OF HERE AND BRING A STRONGER FEMALE LEAD! " She screamed, sending her opponent flying away into the depths of generic futuristic city with little to no remorse.

" Was such a brutal death necessary? And shouldn't we get out of here instead of waiting for more of Pump's forces to come? " Cyber Soldier Of DarkWorld asked, turning to her.

" Let them come...and quit ur mansplaining " She replied, her expression very gruesome as her eyes pierced into the soul of the machine, causing his fragile masculinity to be shattered.

So, our much more intelligent heroes departed on their journey towards BigPumpBoy's Castle ( He might be compensating for something, don't judge him ), leaving the building whilst the Hot Dog feminist fought through endless hordes of characters from all of fiction, only to be slain by a sentient body pillow.

So our chapter ends with our characters heading out on an adventure, one even more shittier in quality than the last.... 

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