"Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate." – Sandra Boynton

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"Suuuuuushi..."

"Assholeeee..."

"Wait, I'll be back in a few seconds."

"Three, two, one..."

"Hey, I'mma back!"

"Do you imitate Mario often?"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"I knew there was a reason why I always liked Luigi better."

"But why? Mario's like, the shining star of the game!"

"Precisely the reason, Flip-Flop-Fletcher!"

"What the fuck is a Flip-Flop-Fle–"

"Anyhow, Mario's a spotlight hogger while Luigi's all sweet and adorable."

"Whatever floats your goat, Sushi."

"Who even says that?"

"..."

"Hello? Did you hang up on me?"