"I hope there's pudding!" – Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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"Hello?"

"Wait, so Alex is really dating Erin?"

"Sushi, I hang up and you call me back three seconds later?"

"Yes, deal with it."

"Damn, you feisty."

"So you and Erin really aren't dating?"

"No, we're not, because every story has the bomb ass third wheel who doesn't need a soulmate to be happy. Which is me, obviously."

"Wow, don't get too cocky."

"I can't really help being cocky, if you know what I mean. Winky face."

"Are you always like this?"

"Why? Are you attracted to my behavior?"

"Oh, please. I'm more attracted to Melanie than you."

"Mushi? I ship it."

"Har har, the classic shipping joke. How mature."

"What is this joke you speak of?"

"You're annoying."

"Oh, I know."