"Chocolate is like medicine but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it." – Edward Jones

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"Please work, please work, please work–"

"Hello?"

"Fletcher, you're here!"

"Yeah."

"Why didn't you pick up yesterday? I had to leave a message on your cell."

"Sorry."

"You're such an idi– wait, what? Why aren't you arguing back?"

"..."

"Fletcher, what's going on? Even if you split your pants in front of a crowd, I'll try my best not to laugh. The keyword being try."

"..."

"Fine, I see how it is, you assho–"

"Waffle Cones is closing down."

"What?!"