Auhhhh, imagine being Ryan Reynolds wife and waking up to that face every day!!! Btw I looked at that drawing up top, zoomed in, and whispered, "your ass is fucking impeccable."

Crutical Info: In this book Pepper is just an assistant and is lesbian. Vanessa never met wade. Wade was born mutant so look like Ryan Reynold sexy, hot, natural self withought plastic and stuff 😊 cutie! Instead of burn marks, he has scattered sexy scars, because this is a sexy book! Not that a burn victim can't be sexy, I'm sure there's lots of hot burn victims, I just love Ryan Reynolds face, tan defined bod, SMEXY abs... 🤤 so I needed to include. Deadpool is bi and Iron Man is gay.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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"Babe, what do think of cooch?" Calls Wade from Tony's penthouse kitchen.

"Yuck!" Tony calls back from the living-room, halfassedly paying attention to the conversation as he works on a piece of tech, the spiderman suit.

Wade flips a pancake expertly, it flys through the air and lands back in the pan, "really?! Wait, have you seen one?"

"Nope," the millionaire replies, popping the 'p' and focusing in on his project, "and I don't intend to."

"Fair enough. Do you want pancakes, or waffles?"

Tony stops what he's doing, "ooh! pancakes."

"I'll have the waffles then," says the Canadian to himself as his boyfriend walks over and wraps his arms around him from behind.

Tony snuggles his face into the mercenarys neck, but isn't hugging tight enough to obstruct the breakfast making, "Wade?"

The man flips another pancake, "hm?"

"I think I'm in love with you." There. He said it, there's no going back now.

There's a second of silence before wade turns around his way smiling and slips his hands into the other mans so as to now hold them, "aw, I love you too!"

Any anxiety that was in Tony disappears like a magicians bunny, "yeah?"

Wade boops his nose with his index, leaving a steak of pancake mix, "yeah."

Tony laughs lightly, swiping at his finger and wipes away the batter, "you're annoying."

"And you have a great ass," wade says in a sexy voice as he reaches behind and squidges the tush.

"Oh my gosh Wade!"

He gets confused, "what I do that all the time!"

Tony shakes his head, "no it's not that! The pancake's burning!"

"What?! Ah!" Impressive flames tower above the large stovetop, the one known as Deadpool runs to the sink with a dish towel that was laying around.

"What are you gonna do with that?!" Tony exclaims as wade soaks the towel in water and runs back.

He covers the pan with the towel and moves it off the burner, the smoke that filled the kitchen slowly dissipates throughout the expensive pad.

Wade wipes sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, "that was a close one, phew."

Tony laughs, "you nearly burned down the building again!"

"Hey, I'm not always a bad cook, sometimes I don't burn down buildings!" pouts deadpool.

Tony waves a hand dismissively, "it's fine, I could just build us a new one if you do it again."

"Us?" he questions cheekily with a tilted head.

Tony looks to the side and back, "I mean, you practically live here. Five out of seven nights I'm reminding you to brush your teeth."

Wade purses his lips with a hand to his chin in thought, "yeah, I guess you're right. Wanna open the windows with your AI house thing? It smells like dead pancake soul in here, it's making me emotional."

Tony nods, "good idea, Jarvis; open all flat windows. And add fire detectors and extinguishers to the shopping list."

As Tony was doing that, Wade was dishing out breakfast onto two large fancy dishes that didn't make sense to him and were probably for some fancy people apatizer to be served on.

He carried them to the modern table and coated them in mother natures sweet, sweet, nectar.

Tony slides into a seat, he slices off a piece and pops it in his mouth. On the verge of foodgasming, he manages to let out the question, "what is this?"

"Maple syrup," says wade SIMPly.

"No it's not," tony slurs out through another mouthful, "tell me your secrets, sexy, mysterious, wizard man."

"Okay," wade replies lustfully, "this is %100 pure Canadian maple syrup, harvested from the virgin trees of Quebec with delicacy and care," even I, the writer'd, tap that. 🍁

(do I need to explain the joke? You tap trees to get the syrup out🤓)

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I hope you're happy, I stayed up till abt 3AM to write this idea I came up with while washing my face tonight 😆 I had pancakes yesterday and have been thinking up scenes for my hetalia Canada X Russia fic, and that turned into me now thinking of SO MANY PANCAKE/WAFFLE SCENES for my books. Anyways, hope you enjoyed.

Fun fact - Did you kn8w that in this chapter wade was wearing a pink apron?

If I get far enough into writing this book that they marry, wade will TOTALLy be wearing a wedding dress, he'd rock it, as well as love it! Is it weird if I'm picturing tony in an orange suit? Lol

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