(⚠WARNING⚠ THIS IS VERY STRANG. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

This happened to Sasha a long time ago, but I will never let her forget it EVER. We refer to it as the "Teddy Bear Incident" Yea it was pretty bad. But here it goes.

I was over at Sasha's house for a reason I don't remember, when Sasha asked me if I know how to do some type of dance. I said no, so she decided to show it to me. That's when she started to hump a giant teddy bear.

Me: WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING SASHA.

Sasha: This is how you do the dance I was showing you earlier.

Me: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE HUMPING THE TEDDY BEAR.

Sasha: Its enjoying it.

Me: NO SASHA NO JUST NO. Actually it kinda does

Sasha: Well I just lost my virginity to a teddy bear.

Me: Yes you did Sasha. Yes you did

I still remember that and I Sasha finds this then I am screwed. Rip Lizzie 2015.