And everybody died
Except for the Americans of course
The reason...
NOT satanic rituals of course.
Why would it be anything else?
The English taught them how to do them.
Satan then turned the whole world gay. Except for the Americans, because reasons.
The Americans then proceed to nuke North Korea, because North Korea was too busy being gay.
Then everyone because one with Russia...
And that kids is how babies are made.
But wait there's more...
Russia then decide that America couldn't become one with Russia, only because of Donald Trump. In order to join America nuked itself. Thus killing all of the Americans.
So....
Everyone died
Even the Americans
Of course...

I regret nothing...