I gave my short friend the ok the punch my sister in the face. But I then said he was too short to even reach her face. He was mad.

Your so short even a singled cell is taller than you.

I went skating and told my short friend that they might need a negative size for their feet cause that were so short

My short friend just recently transfered schools.
Me: I really miss our friend
Friend: Its not like we noticed because he is so short.
Me: True dat