You look Eggcelent today

Your not eggcalent well are you eggstrodnary?

No, well that's uneggceptable.

I know your Begging me to stop but your egging me on.

Fine if you don't like my eggstravant puns then I'll go tho my new friend Megg

Before I go did you know this was all an eggsperment?

I bet you are eggstremly annoyed at me.

I got to go because I'm eggusated

Bye, see you at school tomorrow because we need to get eggcuated.

If you dont go to school you will get eggcutied. Bye