Me: *Accidentally kills a rival infront of senpai*

"F*CK!"

His voice lines: "what the hell is wrong with you?! Get away from me!"

Me: "OH YEAH, ACT AS IF YOU ARENT READING A BOOK EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY!"

"TF ARE YOU EVEN READING SENPAI?! BECAUSE THAT BOOK MUST BE LONGER THEN YOUR DI-"

(Forgive me XD)