Robber breaking into my grandparents house through the backyard: "hehe, old people live here, it'll be easy to rob the-"

My grandpa who has like...a hundred chickens at least:

*points at him with a stick*

"CHAAAAAARGE-"

The hundreds of chickens start chasing the guy

And all you see for the next few hours is just a guy running all over the neighborhood being chased by chickens-

(Yeah I joke about this whenever I go over-)