(Cross's ass lost a bet and now he's gotta prank divorce nightmare )

*Cross and Nm are in the car*

Cross:...Night, I wanna break up

Nightmare doesn't respond

Cross: I fell in love with Dream, he's way better than you

Nightmare sped up the car still not responding

Cross: I'm taking the money, and everything that's mine

Nightmare sped up again

Cross: DO YOU EVEN HEAR ME?! ISNT THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED?!

Nightmare smirked

NM: I have everything I need

Cross: wha...

Nightmare was about to crash into the wall

NM: The airbag

Cross: wAIT BOSS I WAS KIDDING-

*le crash-*