Me: "let's see what's on the internet today!"

*SANS X PAPYRUS, DREAM X NM, SUN x MOON, SIBLING x SIBLING*

Me: "....."

*grabs a blender and grinds up my phone*

"Horror"

Horror: "ye?"

Me: "eat this"

*horror eats it*

Me: "you know they bridge above the highway?"

Horror: "yeah?"

Me: " shit off of it"