My friend: "Ayo wanna see Nightmare sans?"

Me: "yES-"

My friend: "You better promise not to flirt with him"

Me: "okay"

They bring me to nightmare sans

Me: "....s-so do you have like, like a date or anything-"

My friend: "Are you fucking flirting with the skeleton?"

Me: "He's fucking hooot" >~<

(Yeah I'm a big fat simp)