((Always wanted to try one of these. Text-OneShots!))

Hey Baby.

Hello Vincent. Not in the mood.

Not in the mood? Maybe I can help with that~

Ugh.

...What's wrong?

It's nothing, and talking to you isn't helping. I'm turning off my phone, Vincent.

Wait!

Scott?

*missed call from Vincent*

Scott!!!

*3 missed calls from Vincent*

Scott, pick up your phone or I swear...

*4 missed calls from Vincent*

What?! What do you want?!

I love you, Scott.

Um...

Scott?

Did you get that?

Hello?

Scott!

Scott <3 is typing.

Scott <3  is deleting.

Scott <3 is typing.

I'm here.

Um, okay?

Vincent... do you think God hates us?

What?

For being gay.

-Wait up, you actually are gay???

That's not what I asked.

Vincent is typing.

Vincent is deleting.

Vincent is typing.

No, I don't think God hates us.

Because sometimes... I just feel like... maybe everything goes wrong in life because there's something wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong with you, Scott.

You're perfect.

Nobody's perfect... Vincent, why do you love me? I'm really not as great as you think.

Scott, are you depressed?

It's just been a long day.

Scott.

Yeah?

I'm coming over.

What?!

No!

Vincent, I'm /fine/!!!

I don't need you!

*missed call from Scott <3*

I don't need your help.

*2 missed calls from Scott <3*

Knock, knock.

I'm not letting you in.

I'm right outside.

I'm still not letting you in.

I brought ice-cream.

...What flavour?

Mint chocolate.

I'll be there in a second.