|AU|
Lance Is The Biggest Jerk.

You wiped the sweat from your upper lip. You then went back to punching and kicking the punching bag imagining it was all of your problems.

You listened to your favorite band through earbuds as you mouthed the words of each song out of breath from the exertion of energy.

You threw about 8 fast punches that didn't give much damage but they were fast and left the opponent out of breath from how fast you were.

You took a step back to catch your breath when you felt a hand laid on your upper arm. You gasped and quickly turned to the person throwing a quick heavy punch towards their face. They dodged catching your punch in their hand and moving their head to the side.

You looked at the person and saw it was Keith.

You took out your earbuds and turned off your music as your panting slowed. "Keith." You breathed out and he chuckled.

"Why are you here?" Keith asked lightheartedly even the question sounded rude. 

"So I can protect myself against gang members like you." You rolled your eyes as if it were obvious. See, you lived in a dangerous neighborhood where many gangs liked to hang out and meet. So you obviously had to protect yourself against gang members who maybe had bad intentions for beautiful women like yourself.

Keith chuckled, "Don't worry I'll protect you against the whole gang, I'll even beat up the leader." Keith tapped the end of your nose before you scrunched it up. "Yeah, thanks. I totally trust you."

Keith sighed and retracted himself from close to you before crossing his arms. "Just sayin' (Y/N)." He shrugged his shoulders and you smiled in compassion before lightly punching his shoulder playfully making him look at you weirdly. 

"Lighten up Samuri!" You chuckled and he looked at you with a sweet smile his cheeks dusting pink. "Can I walk you home?" He asked and you smiled before nodding. "Sure keef."

His face stiffened and his eye twitched making your burst out laughing knowing he hated that nickname of his.

"Yeah, yeah, ok stinky."

"HEY!"

~~

Keith grabbed your hand at the door and squeezed it lightly making you look at him and blush. He leaned in and kissed your cheek making you blush more. "Sleep well (Y/N)." He said in a sweet voice.

You looked up into his eyes and gulped nervous as ever.

Suddenly the door flew open revealing Lance in a huge t-shirt and sweatpants. "(Y/N) you're finally home!" Then he looked at Keith and squinted. "Lay off my sister Keith."

You groaned, "Lance you're not my brother you're just staying at my house cause you're a rebel!" You exclaimed and Lance crossed his arms before brushing his teeth a bit more with the toothbrush that was in his mouth. "Yeah, but we're basically siblings and besides! It's my job to protect you against ugly pigs like Keef." 

"Oh yeah, says the guy who flirts with Allura to no end!" was Keith's rebuttal to Lance. Lance stuck his bottom lip out as he glared at Keith his eras turning pink making you chuckle as they both glared at each other.

"Chill guys, I'm safe. Goodbye Keith, Come on Lance." You put an arm around his shoulders and walked him into the house as you waved at Keith over your shoulder before he waved back and closed the door.

~~

You climbed out of your window as Lance held the rope tightly making sure it didn't break what you had tied it to. "Come back safe!" Lance whispered harshly and you rolled your eyes. "Thanks!" You whisperyelled before jumping off the rope to the ground and running towards the car that was waiting for you.

You jumped in your ride to this party you were invited to, so you were wearing a fancy dress that hugged your curves nicely and made you more beautiful than you already were. When you arrived you let your hair down and took off your jacket revealing your bare shoulders before walking in in your heels and fancy dress.

"Sup guys." You said and your friends waved before ushering you into the party giving you a drink and making you down it before dragging you to the dance floor.

"Come on (Y/N)!" She let you go and ran forward and you got caught in the midst of people. You tried running after her but you looked back for a split second before running into a strong man making you stop.

You pulled away as he looked over his shoulder making you stand frozen.

"S-Shiro?" You asked and he smiled warmly at you. "Hey (Y/N)." He turned his body towards you and you smiled examining the handsome specimen in front of you. "What are you doing here?" He asked and you chuckled nervously. "I-I got invited." You stuttered and he nodded.

"Do you know who sent you the invitation?" He asked and you gulped. "I-I'm pretty sure it was Keith who invited me and my friend." You nodded quickly and Shiro furrowed his eyebrows.

"Well, it was nice seeing you. I will either have to thank Keith for the pleasure of seeing you or punish him for his disobedience." He looked over the heads of everyone trying to find that familiar mullet you both knew so well.

"O-oh, goodbye then!" You exclaimed and he gave you a little hug before you ran off your cheeks red from embarrassment.

You knew you shouldn't be drinking but it was just one night, and it wasn't like you were gonna go get drunk and hook up with some guy right?

~~

"Keith." Shiro said through grit teeth once they were alone. Keith scoffed, "Why do you care if I invited her and her friend?" Keith said and Shiro sighed. 

"You know what I have for her."

"And you know what I have for her also."

Keith glared and Shiro shook his head. "So you invited her for yourself?" Shiro said and Keith grit his teeth. "What does it matter?"

Keith scoffed after a moment of silence before pushing past Shiro from the back room and into the main room where everyone was. Shiro stood there a moment thinking before balling his fist and following Keith.

Keith muttered things to himself as he pushed past all the people hoping he could leave and go to bed, his head was starting to hurt from all the loud music. "He's such a jer-" He got cut off by someone grabbing his hand.

He turned and saw (Y/N), "(Y-Y/N)?" He asked as she smiled at him dreamily. "Come dance wif me Keef." She said before hiccuping making Keith groan. "You're drunk." He said and (Y/N) laughed before jerking him onto the dance floor with her making him yelp. Little did he know Shiro was about to grab him just as she jerked him onto the dance floor.

"You're so boring! Be more alive! Energy!" she twirled around before almost falling Keith capturing her in his arms.. "Be careful (Y/N)!" Keith exclaimed before she was steadied on her feet by Shiro a hiccup escaping her mouth.

"I'll take it from here." Keith looked up at him before growling lightly. Nevertheless Shiro pulled her away steadying her on her feet all the time just so they could look somewhat normal dancing. 

"I think you're really -hic- gorgeous." She beamed up at him "Uh-" He turned deep red at the compliment as they danced slowly.

"And your rock hard chest." She squeezed his peck and Shiro almost stumbled himself from the contact making her laugh loudly Shiro regaining his footing.

Keith then swept in and began dancing with (Y/N) making Shiro groan in annoyance.

"Oh, remember when you kissed my cheek -hic- a few nights ago?" (Y/N) asked and Keith nodded at her. "Yeah, I remember." He looked around to make sure he was dancing away from Shiro. "You know what I thought when you did that?" She asked playfully. "What did you think?" Keith asked and you smiled.

"I wondered if you'd -hic- press me up against the door and -hic- make out with me." (Y/N) giggled as Keith felt his hands turn clammy at the thought.

"That'd be fun, but Shiro looks delicious too."

Keith nearly choked on his own spit. Man this girl is thirsty. Keith thought... Not that I'm not.. Keith swallowed at his thought.

~~

You woke up the next morning in your bed as Lance attended to you putting an ice pack on your head. "What're you-" You began to sit up but you headache felt worse making you fall down and groan making Lance chuckle.

"Hungover much?" He asked and you groaned in annoyance. "I feel terrible." You admitted and Lance scoffed, "You should be, you came home drunk off your butt."

"Don't tell my mom ok?" You asked and he nodded. "Of course."

~~

A week later you felt sick to your stomach but yo had a good idea why... And you weren't liking your theory. You remembered images of you and Keith-. No, no, Shiro it was Shiro. But it was Keith?

All you knew is that you did something nasty.

~~

You secretly bought a pregnancy test when Lance caught you. "(Y/N) what is that!?" He exclaimed and you shooshed him "I-I feel weird, and I remember... things from that party I went to..." Lance sighed in disappointment before looking at the instructions.

"Ok, better go open this thing and try it out." He sighed and you nodded before snatching it from his hands and going and using it before setting it in your bathroom going and making toast as you waited for the results.

You came back and you dropped your toast gasping at the object.

"I-I-I'm..." You sat down on the side of the tub before looking at it again to make sure you weren't hallucinating. You weren't, you were definitely pregnant.

You thought about it, and you didn't know who the father was.

"Oh crap."

~~

"Hey (Y/N)." Keith greeted as Shiro walked in behind him. "Hello (Y/N)." Shiro said and you smiled sheepishly.

"H-hey guys." You stuttered knowing why you had called them there. To talk... About your situation... You had to ask and see if either of them remembered being with you.

"P-please sit down." You asked and they followed your orders sitting down in front of you making you shift nervously.

"I-I'm pregnant."

They both looked at you with wide eyes. Keith sat forward, "W-when?" He asked and you chuckled nervously.

"Oh, just sense that party you invited me to."

Shiro looked at Keith and glared at him before asking you a question. "So why are we both here?" He asked and you turned deep red. "Well, you see... I don't know which of you is the father."

They both looked away from glaring at each other to look at you.

"I-I mean, you guys remember being... with me right?" You asked the trick question and they both turned red.

"I remember it." They both said in unison making them look up at each other before glaring again making you yelp as they were about to attack one another.

"S-stop!" You stood in between them but they ignored you.

"The gang will come after you and they will destroy you." Shiro threatened as the leader of the gang. Keith scoffed as he stood up making Shiro rise to his feet.

"Oh yeah? You don't think I can't destroy ever one of them with my sword?" Keith said and Shiro glared. They both panted from anger.

Keith stepped back sadness covering his face.

"You were like a brother to me Shiro..."

Shiro gasped suddenly getting wind of what he actually said.

"Keith!-" Keith turned and walked out grabbing his jacket. "Bye Shiro."

You glared at Shiro who looked down in shame. "I'm sorry." He took his jacket and left also.

~~

You waited being nervous for weeks Lance catching on to your stress.

"What's wrong? You've been a wreck for weeks!" He exclaimed and you sighed.

"Come here." You took him to your room before freaking out on him.

"I-I'm pregnant! And I don't know who the father is! And- and I have a gang member at war against the leader of the gang because I can't remember anything that well from the party! My mind's a mess and I'm afraid what mother will think about me being pregnant because of a ganag member, or worse a leader! And-"

You cut yourself off as you looked at lance who was gently snickering.

You punched his arm hard, "What're you laughing at??" You asked offended. "You're talking about your pregnancy test right?" He stopped snickering to ask. You nodded and he laughed loudly.

"I wrote on it to make it look positive."

You glared at him..

"You WHAT?"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU LANCE MCCLAIN!!!" You chased him around the house angry at him as ever as he laughed his head off.

~~

"Keith, you came!" You hugged him as Shiro watched you two. He looked away in shame as Keith glared at him over your back. You could feel the tension. So thick.

You pulled away and made them sit down. "How's the baby?" Shiro asked and you chuckled. "About that, I'm not actually pregnant."

They both looked at each other raising their eyebrows.

"B-but you said-"

"I know, but Lance pranked me hardcore. So, he's the one to blame."

"So why did we remember being together then?" Shiro asked and you shrugged your arms before turning red along with the boys.

"Man, we're all thirsty." Keith muttered and you laughed.

"Yeah, I decided after this incident I can't do a relationship right now so. Sorry boys." You said and they nodded.

"So you guys need to make up and be like brothers again." You crossed your arms not giving them a way to back out.

They looked at each other and apologized before hugging.

"Thanks (Y/N)." Shiro nodded and Keith did also.

"Anything for your guys!" You gave them a group hug before leaving to go kick Lance's butt again for causing you so much trouble.

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 haha "bonding moments" but anyways I won't be able to update for a long while, so please send someone to come kill me before I have to go a month without wifi. 

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