( Read This in a Cardi voice) AaAHAHAHaha So like, fo real, haha, I keep fuccin procrastinatin' and whanot. But a'least  I gots this h0 out on time ooKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR hAha

Winter: BOO!

Allura: aH!

Winter: *giggles*

Winter: Happy late Halloween!

Hunk: Wait? We missed Halloween?

Hunk: I had the chance to bake pumpkin things and I missed it!?!?!

Winter: Sadly, yes.

Keith: Wait, if Halloween just passed...

Winter: Oh shoot! Right!

Winter: *poofs in birthday cake*

Winter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH!!!

Lance: Wait waitwaitwaitwait

Lance: WE MISSED A BIRTHDAY?

Lance: NOT IN MY HOUSEHOLD-

Winter: Yeahh,,,

Pidge: That also means we've officially been kidnapped for, an entire year!

Shiro: What else have we missed while being in here?

Winter: *nervous laughter*

Allura: Now you paladins will know how it feels!

Lance: Meanie!

Shiro: *dad sigh*

Pidge: Yeah, what have we missed?

Winter:  A giant raid on Earth.

Winter: *flashbacks*

Keith: Is she okay?

Winter: AH!

Winter: I'm fine.

Hunk: Wait, a raid on Earth?

Winter: Yep!

Keith: Why do you sound happy?!

Winter: It was the Area 51 raid.

Coran: Area 51? 

Coran: Isn't that the place where people get kidnapped go?

Keith and Pidge: I KNEW IT!

Winter: Yeah, it was on September 20th.

Lance: People actually got in there?

Winter: Unfortunately, only one.

Winter: It was a giant meme , where people brought back almost every dead meme from 2013 and onward to assemble a fake army to free aliens from Area 51.

Lance: Dude, I missed an entire meme resurgence?

Lance: NOOOOOOOOOO

Coran: I'm afraid that i do not know what a 'meme' is.

Pidge: *evil laughter*

Shiro: Pidge, no.

Pidge: awww

Winter: You also missed how PewDiePie won against T-Series.

Keith: YES!

Winter: Hol' up.

Winter: I wanna try somethin'.

Winter: It's a test to see if anyone has had access to the outside world.

Winter: CREEPER!

Pidge: AWWWWW MAANNNNNNN

Lance: Is that revenge by Captain Sparkles?

Winter: Gotcha!

Pidge: Dang it!

Winter: Device, please.

Pidge: *hands phone to Winter*

Keith: What just happened?

Winter: yes.

Keith: What?

Winter: ANNNNYYYWAYYYY

Winter: I hope ya'll (as Keith says) had a nice, safe halloween!

Allura: Who is she talking to?

Hunk: I donno princess.

Winter: Thank you for supporting this fanfiction for an entire year!

Keith: Fanfiction?

Winter: See ya reaaaalll soon!

Shiro: What the fu-

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT! LOVE YOU PEEPS!