This is actually my reaction to the DPS being convoluted and pissy
Warning: language is very... *ahem* exciting.

Pidgey: I HATE THE DPS

Keef: ????????

Pidgey: I NEED MY LICENSE BUT THE DPS REGISTRATION IS GIVING ME A HEALTHY SERVING OF "FUCK YOU" TO THE FACE
Pidgey: AND I'M ALLERGIC TO THAT SHIT

Keef: OOF

Pidgey: SO HERE I AM, IN ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK, ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WITH A FOAMING MOUTH, JUST HOPING SOMEONE HAS A GODDAMN EPIPEN OF FIXED WEBSITES TO SAVE ME

Keef: OH NO

Pidgey: OH NO INDEED
Pidgey: I AM IN FULL ON KARKAT MODE AND THE DPS IS JUST BENDING ME OVER A DAMN DESK OF UNJUST SCRUTINY AS I'M FUCKED SENSELESS

Keef: OH GOD

Pidgey:TENTACLE HENTAI BEWARE
Pidgey: THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN ANY MIND COULD CREATE OTHER THAN THE GOVERNMENT

Keef: