Hewwo :D

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Jeongguk and Taehyung were sat around the kitchen table in an attempt to have a 'civil' introductory conversation, though both of them looked ready to either throw each other out of the window or walk out of the door.

"First of all, you should apologise to me," Taehyung said, resting his elbows on the table and fixing Jeongguk with a distasteful stare. "For both breaking my legs and showing that attitude to a senior."

"Fine, I'm extremely sorry for hurting your precious hind limbs and threatening your ego," Jeongguk sighed, rolling his eyes and wishing to teleport himself back home to Yoongi. It hadn't even been five minutes and this Taehyung guy was already getting on his nerves. It'd be an award worthy achievement if he survived here for a whole year without becoming a nutcase.

Taehyung merely pretended to have not heard the younger's words. "Next. If you're rooming with me we've got to decide on certain rules, you get that? I don't want your teenage ass going wild here and destroying my reputation. Either you listen to me or you fucking say goodbye."

"Yeah, yeah, continue," Jeongguk said, suppressing a large yawn with difficulty. Taehyung glared at him.

"Are you going to stop burning holes into my head?" Jeongguk felt a strong urge to flip the table on top of Taehyung and go sleep. "Just get on with the rules shit, I don't have all day for this. Just so you know, I'm not very fond of you either."

"Atleast we agree on something," Taehyung huffed, leaning back on his chair and preparing to lay out his rules. He was going to murder this kid one of these days.

"So, number one. If you're not straight, I advise you to not hit on me, because however fine a specimen of the male species I am, I'm 100% certified straight." He smirked and ran a hand through his blue locks, which made Jeongguk gulp for some reason.

"Second, you can bring girls over, but you better fucking not do a guy in here, understand?"

"What?" Jeongguk looked over at Taehyung in disbelief. Out of nearly two thousand people in the whole wide campus, he had to room with a homophobic idiot?

"You heard me," Taehyung continued, ignoring the look on Jeongguk's face.

"Don't tell me you're homophobic, ew."

"Lmao I'm not, I've got gay friends. I just don't want to hear y'all engaging in coitus in the next bed."

"Do you realise you're talking to me face to face? This is not a chatroom, where you go saying 'lmao'," Jeongguk snorted, suppressing the urge to piss Taehyung off further. Though he didn't deny, it was sure going to become a favourite hobby of his.

"You twat, did you just make fun of me?" Taehyung asked, looking ready to finally throw hands.

"No, I merely remarked on your stupidity," Jeongguk smirked, starting to enjoy the 'civil' conversation for once.

"You mannerless piece of shit, run before you catch these hands!" Taehyung shouted, all 'civilness' forgotten, leaping off the chair to throw himself at Jeongguk, who ran towards the door screaming something along the lines of "wild chimpanzees left loose".

"Bitc-" Jeongguk tried to scream as Taehyung overpowered him, pinning him to the wall. Before Taehyung could say something, the door slammed open and a guy walked in.

Jeongguk's jaw dropped. This guy was perhaps the hottest specimen of the male species in the whole wide world. His brown hair were fluffed and messy, they practically screamed 'I woke up this amazing, what you gonna do about that?' His mono lidded eyes had an intense, burning look, and his lips looked plump. He wore a black tank top and shorts that displayed his well defined biceps, and his thighs.

Thighs.

Jeongguk gulped. Those had to be the thicc-est thighs he'd ever seen. He practically wanted to get on his knees and beg this guy to choke him. Without any sense of what he was doing, Jeongguk whispered a barely audible "wow, thighs" which thankfully went unheard, though he could swear he saw the new guy smirk slightly.

"Who've you got here, Taehyung-ah?" He chuckled, and Jeongguk felt himself melting into a puddle right then and there. Fuck, even his voice was hot.

"A fucking brat. First year, and I'm supposed to room with him for a wholeass year," Taehyung said, throwing his arms over his head in a 'done' gesture.

"Explains why you were shouting your ass off. I swear, people must've heard you three floors down," the guy laughed, turning to look at Jeongguk up and down.

Jeongguk gulped. He felt so small, so dainty under that gaze, he felt he could slip into sub space in that very moment.

"He seems cute," the guy concluded in a satisfied tone. "What's your name, kid?"

"J-Jeongguk," Jeongguk squeaked, blushing crimson to the roots of his hair.

"Cute," the guy chuckled, holding out a hand for him to shake, which Jeongguk accepted with his own trembling hands.

"I'm Namjoon, Kim Namjoon."

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I'd decided to update this yesterday but Wattshit didn't save the draft oof

How're y'all doing? Stay safe and take care of yourselves, okay?

Love,
TreasureKoo <3