Rewrote this chapter because it was a boring ass chapter with Jeongguk losing all his shit for 5 paragraphs straight, I'm sorry ;-;

Here's an improvised version with *ahem* some more scenes *coughs* some business...so, enzoyy

Presenting to you, Kim Taehyung in his (stupid ass) grey hoodie. Don't @ me pls that's what JK thinks

P.S. Sir that smirk is illegal ✋

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"You're so dead, Jeon."

Taehyung's words rang in Jeongguk's head with a uninvited sense of familiarity. The same words, the same voice, spoken in his head whenever Jeongguk used to mess up.

'You're so dead,' the same voice had said when he had come home with a C on his test in 7th grade, or that day in 9th grade when he'd broken his mom's favourite vase, or that day in 12th grade when he'd accidentally let go of his neighbour's dog's leash while walking it, and it had ended up pooping right outside Yoongi's front door.

But Taehyung couldn't be...

Nope, in absolutely no fucking way could the gorilla looking headass Kim Taehyung be Jeongguk's soulmate, he was probably just overthinking. It hadn't even been a whole day since they'd known each other, yet he was nearly obsessed with the blue haired boy.

He found his thoughts  unwantedly straying back to the familiarity of Taehyung's voice again. Jeongguk shook his head, remembering what an absolute dickhead the older was. He'd had thought that Taehyung couldn't be any worse than being highly annoying, arrogant and conceited, yet here he was, ragging freshmen with his little gang. How in the world was bullying a group of half minors and half new adults an amusing activity? Jeongguk could see why Namjoon had mentioned not approving of the stuff Taehyung and his friends did. 

'What a jerk,' Jeongguk scoffed, mentally picking up and yeeting the stupid idea of them being soulmates out of his head. The idea was so insanely ridiculous that it was laughable. 

He hated Taehyung, hated every inch from his stupid grey hoodie to the soles of his Nikes, his weird blue hair, his annoying smirk, his dumb swagger, his stupid habit of licking his lips every second, his irritating boxy smile, everything.

He opened the door to his dorm later that night, not expecting to find Taehyung lying back on the couch, being sucked off by a girl.

"Miji?"

"You?!" She screamed, hastily getting up and pointing a long, black - painted nail towards Jeongguk. "Why the fuck are you here, Jeon?"

"I should be asking you that," Jeongguk spat at her. "Because this is my dorm."

"I'm not fucking him too!?" Miji said, shouting over her shoulder at Taehyung. "You didn't mention a threesome at all!"

"Relax, honey," Came Taehyung's slow, honeyed voice as pulled his sweatpants up, running a hand through his hair in all his Greek God-like visual glory, leaving Jeongguk speechless. "You're not dealing with him, it's just me tonight."

"I thought girls weren't allowed in boys' dorms and vice versa?" Jeongguk asked, regaining his composure and attacking Taehyung.

"Rules are meant to be broken, Jeon. All is fair in sex and war," the older smirked, his hand slowly snaking around Miji's waist. "Now get out, we have business here. Unless..." he trailed off, his smirk growing slowly wider. "Unless you're into voyeurism."

"I am not!" Jeongguk shouted, stomping his foot hard on the ground as his cheeks slowly turned a blotchy red. "Even if I were, I'd definitely have no fun in watching her faking pleasure on your tiny dick!"

"Tch tch. Misconceptions are bad, kid," Taehyung laughed softly. "Taehyung junior ain't as junior as you think. But well, get out, since we've both got problems with each other."

"Fine. Have fun with your slut, I'll go-" Jeongguk's sneer was drowned out my Miji pouring water on him, making his white shirt stick to his torso, defining his abs.

"What the actual fuck!?"

"How dare you call me a slut!" Miji screamed, her heels clicking angrily against the floor, which seemed to irritate Jeongguk more.

"Because you are one," Jeongguk said, crossing his arms and looking at her as if he wished for nothing more than to punch the shit out of her. "I've got proof, in case you've forgotten what you did to Yoongi Hyung."

"Just get out of here!" she screamed, pushing him out of the door.

"Stop." Taehyung walked forward towards the arguing duo, an unreadable expression on his face as he pulled Miji away from Jungkook by her wrist. He slammed the door shut in her face, but not before saying, "What a fucking turnoff, you bitch."

Ignoring her banging on the door outside, he turned towards Jeongguk, pulling the younger towards the couch and throwing him down on it.

"I need help," Taehyung growled lowly, sending chills down Jeongguk's spine.  He bent down, hovering on top of the raven head, his partly unbuttoned shirt dipping down to give the younger boy a good view of his toned chest. Jeongguk moved his eyes down to Taehyung's crotch, gulping as he saw the tent pitch.

"Miji could've helped you-"

"You and your dumb wet shirt caused this, and you're gonna take care of it now," Taehyung said, his face inches from Jeongguk's, his breath fanning over the younger's face. He stood up straight as he hooked a finger in the waistband of his sweatpants, pulling them down as his rock hard dick jumped out. Jeongguk's eyes went wide at the size, a blush creeping up his cheeks at the sight of Taehyung standing in front of him with his dick out. 

"Like what you see, Jeon?" The older asked, smirking at the younger fanning himself and trying to avert his eyes from the sight in front of him as he kept getting redder.

"D-didn't you just tell Miji she was a turnoff?" The raven head asked, looking up at Taehyung, who was about to lose all sanity (though he wouldn't admit it) at Jeongguk looking so small under him, with his wet hair, wet shirt, wide eyes and crimson cheeks.

"She was, you aren't. What you caused can't be solved by her, it wouldn't feel the same. Now, suck me off."

"Suck you-what!?" Jeongguk shouted, his eyes getting comically wider at the older's words, as Taehyung nearly thrusted his dick in the former's face.

"I said, suck my dick," Taehyung commanded as Jeongguk gulped, dumbly nodding as he wrapped a hand around the base of Taehyung's length, his eyes still wide as fuck. He contemplated for a few seconds, licking teasingly along the shaft, earnings soft moans from the older. Taehyung threw his head back, entwining his fingers in Jeongguk's hair as he pulled the raven head down on his length.

The younger bobbed his head up and down, his hand pumping the base as Taehyung let out deep, guttural groans, softly pulling at the former's hair.

"God, this feels so fucking good- ah, yes, oh fuck. Jeon, you've got skills."

His breath coming in gasps as he neared his climax, Taehyung tugged hard on Jeongguk's hair, who opened his mouth in pain as Taehyung came into his mouth.

"W-what the fuck!?" Jeongguk gasped, spitting out the cum as he looked up at Taehyung, utterly shook at what had just happened. Taehyung seemed to be coming back to reality as he came down from his high, his eyes widening at the scene in front of his eyes. Hurriedly pulling his sweatpants back up, he hurried to the bathroom, turning on the shower and hoping to drown in it. 

"Open the door, Kim! There's a fucking mess outside!" Jeongguk shouted, banging on the bathroom door for the fifth time in the past hour. "Are you trying to drown yourself or what?"

Taehyung opened the door, not making eye contact with Jeongguk, who didn't seem as affected anymore now that he had spent an hour fuming at the older outside the bathroom door. 

"Did you- did you just give me a blowjob?" He asked, looking over at the younger washing his hands and collecting tissues to wipe the mess outside, not answering him at all. "Jeon-"

"Yes, the fuck I did!" Jeongguk screamed, colour rising in his cheeks again. "I thought you weren't gay!?" He said, suddenly reminded of the older's words, turning around to attack him for what had just happened.

"I am 100% straight, okay? Let's just- let's just call this a BROjob, please?" He pleaded, looking over at Jeongguk with panicky eyes.

"Fine," Jeongguk sighed, dropping the tissues in the dustbin and going back to wash his hands. "What do you want for dinner?" He asked as he moved towards the tiny kitchenette, feeling hungry after everything he'd just done.

"Your dick-"

"What!?"

"Your pick. I meant your pick. Autocorrect sucks, y'know?"

"Kim, this is a real-life conversation," Jeongguk deadpanned as he chucked an empty tumbler at the older. 

"Autocorrect is only the text version of 'oh my tongue slipped'", Taehyung sighed. "So let me breathe in peace, make whatever in the world you want."

"What a stupid chimpanzee assed bitch," Jeongguk murmured to himself as he started to make ramen, ignoring Taehyung's soft triumphant 'ha!' a few minutes later as the latter shuffled around the room.

"What in the world were you doing?" Jeongguk asked, picking up their empty ramen bowls after they'd finished eating.

"Oh, nothing," Taehyung smiled cheekily, climbing into his bed and pulling the covers up to his chin. "Just deleting the video you took this morning," He laughed, turning his back to Jeongguk and going off to sleep.

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Y'all I used the name Miji because that's literally the first thing that came to my mind, but I just found out that there were fake dating rumours about Yoongi dating a girl named Kim Miji during the HYYH era I'M SJDKSKDSKS