Len: I'm bored. And hungry.

Kaito: *is ant-sized, standing on a spoon* Hi, Len! *waves*

Len: Wha?

Kaito: Wanna join me on my adventure to go to Item Island and find the ice cream mountain? :D

Len: Will there be bananas there?

Kaito: You betcha!

Len: TAKE ME, AISUTAA

Kaito: *takes Len's hand and pulls him onto the spoon, shrinking him*

Spoon: *flies out of the house, to a magical river*

Luka: *thumb wrestling an octopus*

Len: YO LUKA *jumps off the spoon* Are you going to the epicaltastic Item Island too? :D

Luka: I don't have to~ I can get all the tuna I want just by winning against this octopus.

Len: But how do you--?

Octopus: *arms explode* Darn Luka, you win again.

Tuna: *falls from the sky*

Luka: Success.

Len: ...Oh. *floats down the river*

Meiko and Haku: Hi Len!

Len: What are you guys doing here?

Haku: Kaito said if you go down the stream far enough, it tastes like sake~

Meiko: So logically we had to check it out

Len: Makes sense. Oh hey, there's Gumi!

Gumi: *flying through the sky on a carrot plane* Hi, Len! You need a ride?

Len: Sure! *jumps on the plane*

Gumi: *epically flying through the sky* Hey, that cloud looks like a carrot!

Len: So does that one!

Gumi: And that one! And that one, and that one... and that one looks like an eggplant.

--IN THAT CLOUD--

Gakupo: *is an eggplant* LIFE ROCKS!

--BACK TO NORMALITY--

Len: Things are getting item-ier and item-ier. That means I might get my bananas soon! :D

Gumi: Len, look! There's Banana Mountain! They say that only the tastiest bananas grow up there...

Len: Epic! *jumps off of the plane epically, landing on top of the mountain*

Kaito: Hello again, Len. I see you've made it.

Len: So the ice cream's here too?

Kaito: Yes~ *eating banana ice cream*

Len: Cool! So where's my bananas?

Kaito: Well, you see, there's been a horrible attack on Banana Mountain. There's only one survivor.

Len: :O ...Take me to it.

Kaito: This way *leads*

*A single, glowing banana sits there, waiting for Len*

Len: I've been waiting all day for this moment. The banana is finally mine. *lifts the banana to his mouth*

Banana: *turns into an orange*

Len: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Len: *wakes up* *still screaming*

Rin: What the crud happened?!

Len: THE BANANAS WERE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME

Rin: I'm trying to sleep

Len: I DON'T CARE

Rin: *tries to kick him out the window* *he doesn't budge* ?!!! *keeps kicking, and nothing happens* WHAT? HAVE I LOST MY SIBLING POWERS?! *turns into a goose and flies away*

Len: *licks the doorknob confusedly*

House: *turns into a lightbulb*

Kaito: *wakes up, screaming* WHAT THE FRIDGE WAS THAT

Meiko: You really have to stop eating ice cream at 4am.

Kaito: I know. :(

Gakupo: *is an eggplant* LIFE ROCKS!

Kaito: You see the eggplant too, right, honey?

Meiko: Yep... Just back away slowly...

Gakupo: Aw. :(