Number of chapters: 1

Number of characters per mini-spoof: 2

Number of lines per mini-spoof: 3

Number of mini-spoofs: 5 (HA! Bet you thought I'd say 4, didn't ya?! >:D)

MINI-SPOOF THING 1:

Rin: *staring at Len* I see dead people.

Len: Dead people see you too.

Rin: Oh snap

MINI-SPOOF THING 2:

Gumi: I'm hungry. *opens refrigerator door*

Sonika: *is inside the fridge* *grins at Gumi* notice me senpai

Gumi: ... Food can wait *closes refrigerator door*

MINI-SPOOF THING 3:

Neru: ...I'm angry. HAKU

Haku: *runs in* *punches a wall* *runs out*

Neru: You've done good, Yowane

MINI-SPOOF THING 4:

Anon: Knock knock :D

Kanon: who's there

Anon: *slams the door on Kanon* THE DOOR! :D

MINI-SPOOF THING 5:

Mayu: *singing* I REALLY WANNA LOVE SOMEBODY / I REALLY WANNA TAKE THEIR LIFE AWAY

Every boy within 50 feet of Mayu: *runs*

Mayu: Oh.

I hope you enjoyed. :)