Students started to arrive at school, carrying their heavy bags full of their new school supplies, waiting for homeroom so that they can get their lockers and put their stuff away.

A pair of twins dragged their stuff towards the courtyard. One of them, a blond girl, dumped her stuff onto the ground after a while of dragging it and stretched.

"Finally! I get a break from all these sparkles!"

Her brother did likewise, dropping his things next to his sister's.

"We dragged them for so fudging long!"

The twins, Rin and Len Kagamine, had thier own set of swear words, so that they could swear all they wanted, and no one would suspect a thing.

They looked around. Most people here looked pretty normal... except for the few that had neon coloured hair.

'Must be the others... Master did say that he enrolled us in the same school so we could have the chance to meet...' Len thought to himself.

They looked around some more, and found a blue-haired boy sitting by himself, smiling cheerfully and eating ice-cream innocently. Though, he seemed a bit sad and slightly awkward.

Before Len could speak, Rin had already dragged him to greet the boy.

"Hello~!" Rin greeted in her usual way.

The boy looked up at them, after a while, a blush formed on his face, and he looked so scared.

"... Are you okay?"

The boy didn't answer. Instead, he shyly looked away, continuing to eat his icecream.

Len dragged his sister away.

"Look what you did, you scared him!"

"Not my fault!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is no-"

Rin was suddenly hit on the head by a book. They looked up to find an older woman, who looked like a teacher, holding the book angrily.

"Will you two shut up?!?"

"Sorry Miss." They said in unison.

They then saw a student with shoulder length silver hair. She looked way too pissed at the moment, so they left her alone.

"..."

"Well, this is awkward..."

They spotted a group of girls. The girls consisted of one with teal hair, one with pink hair and another with bright green hair. A boy with shoulder length, blond hair came up to them and flirted with them.

"... I have no comment..." Rin said, after a while of an awkward silence between her and her brother.

"Just avoid them..."

"IS ANYONE FUDGING NORMAL AROUND HERE?!?!?"

She was tapped on the shoulder. She turned around find a young boy, who had blond, ruffled hair.

Rin screamed, due to the fact he appeared randomly, giving the young boy a jumpscare.

"Woah Rin!" Len said "Calm your tits!"

Rin continued screaming.

Len turned to the boy behind him.

"Who are you anyways?"

"My name is Oliver." The boy said with a thick British accent.

"Hello Oliver, my name is Len."

"Nice to meet you."

Awkward silence as the two boys watched Rin scream her head off.

"Why is she screaming?"

"No fluffin' clue..."

"What?"

"You'll figure it out later."

After a while, the bell rang loudly, signalling the start of homeroom.

"The question is... where the fruitcake do we go?!?"

~.~ IN THE GYM ~.~

The teacher blabbed on and on and on about... something.

Soon, they were assigned into dorms and homerooms.

Len and Oliver were sharing, Piko and Yuuma were sharing, Kaito (much to his dismay) was sharing with Miku, Luka was sharing a room with Rin and Yohioloid was sharing with Gumi.

Rin saw Kaito's, the blue-haired boy from earlier, face fall as he was placed in the same dorm as Miku. Rin was confused, but stayed quiet.

~.~ Later ~.~

During form, the kids chatted for a while, when the teacher, Miss Sakine, exclaimed that she would do the roll call.

She called out a few names, the final one being...

"Utatane Piko!"

It was the girl who looked extremely pissed this morning... and still was.

Doing his best girl impression, Piko replied:

"Here, sensei!"

Girl impression, you may ask? Well this is what happened:

~.~

"Piko?"

"Yes master?"

"I have decided, as a way for you to meet the others, I am going to enroll you all in the same school."

"Fine by me."

And then, master accidentally enrolled Piko as a girl, and when the uniform arrived... you can imagine his reaction...

~.~

Then, when the teacher was done, the students started to talk again.

When the bell rang, the students picked up their things and went to their next class.

~.~

This period was maths, and everyone was bored out of their minds.

Rin was sleeping, Len was making paper aeroplanes, Yuki was trying to pay attention, Piko was still quite pissed and embarrased, Oliver was playing with his bandages, Yohio was fiddiling with the wavy parts of his hair, Miku was twirling her arm through her hair, Kaito was playing with his muffler and so on and so forth.

Mr. Hiyama turned around and saw the students derping off during class.

"Well, I hope you were all listening, because next week, you guys have a test on all of the things I just explained..."

The students, even Rin, bolted upright to pay attention to the teacher.

Mr. Hiyama chickled.

'Works every time...'

~.~

After what seemed like forever to the students, the bell rang for recess.

In the courtyard, Rin, Len, Oliver sat under a tree.

They were talking about something, when a blond hair boy with red eyes sat with them.

Rin screamed... again.

"... Why is she screaming?"

"She did that to me."

"... Oh."

"Guys, quiet, its just my elder brother, Yohioloid."

Rin stopped screaming.

"Oh..."

There was an awkward silence because no one knew what to say.

"Hey Hio?"

"Yes?"

"Why is Kaito always alone?" Len asked, pointing to the blue-haired boy.

"Well... he often gets bullied, especially by Leon. It started by Leon calling Kaito a failure, and the rest of the school joined in, because Leon is like Justin Beiber to them or something..."

"Oh."

"Why is that girl always pissed off?" Rin asked, pointing to Piko.

"... I haven't seen her before... maybe she's new..."

"Then lets say hi to her!"

And before anyone could speak, Rin dragged the three of them to go greet Piko.

"Hello! My names Rin Kagamine, and these other guys are Oliver, Yohioloid and Len, my brother!"

Piko looked at the Kagamine's with the death glare of... death.

He didn't want to hurt a girl, so he went for the next target...

Suddenly, Len found himself to be tackled by Piko.

"Woah, what the Hell?!?"

"YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!" (explanations will come later)

They wrestled for a bit and Len, who didn't want to hurt a girl, decided to try to not punch Piko in the face.

"WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT ME?!?"

"I don't want to fight a girl!"

Piko stopped trying to kill Len for a moment.

"P-pardon?!?"

"I don't want to fight a girl...?" Len said confused.

Soon, his arm was pinned to his back.

"TAKE THAT BACK!!!"

"What?!?"

"I'M A BOY!!!!"

There was an awkward silence, which was broken from Rin bursting into laughter.

Len kicked Piko off, stopping the fight.

"HOW THE HECK WAS I MEANT TO KNOW THAT?!?"

"..."

"Okay, dude, I take it back..."

"... Hmph."

"Eh... we went off on a bad start... My name is Len Kagamine, whats yours?"

".... Piko Utatane..."

"Nice to meet you, Piko." Len said, as he extended his arm towards Piko, as a gesture of a handshake.

Piko skeptically took the handshake.

"I don't mean to be rude," Oliver said "But why are you wearing the girls school uniform if your a boy?"

"... Long story."

After a while, the bell rang.

The rest of the day went under way, loads of teachers talking their asses off about whatever the heck teachers talk about.

~.~

At the end of the day, the bell rang, signalling for the students to go back to their dorms.

~.~ In Gumi and Yohioloid's dorm ~.~

When Gumi walked in, he saw a whole bunch of random flying cube things foating around.

"Yohio, what in the-"

"Oh, hi Gumi."

"What the fuck are these?"

"They are my pets..."

Gumi rolled her eyes in annoyance.

The fives pets that Yohio had were three cubes, one that rewinds time, one that fast fowards time and another he uses to hold his microphone in. He had a pet that looked like an amp as well. The only relatively normal pet Yohio had, was a black cat.

~.~

Piko decided to take a shower.

As he attempted to enter the boys showers, he got a few weird looks from the students passing by, as he was still in his uniform.

He hesitantly went into the girls showers, embarrassed by what he saw. He felt his cheeks go red as... he was surronded by girls who just had a shower. Since everyone knew Piko as a girl, there was no reaction.

Piko went into the stall and began his shower.

~.~

Inside the canteen, everyone was talking.

Miku came in, dramatically, as her untied hair swept the floor.

A few people passing by tripped over her hair, but she just shouted at them, telling them to be more careful.

The people who tripped over her hair told her to cut her hair short.

After that remark, there was a full blown argument, until...

A splat was heard, as the school's dinner landed onto the back of Miku's head, making her long hair messy.

She turned around, to see a boy wearing a black beanie, with a white and grey hoodie and black jeans somewhat behind her, smirking.

"Did you do that?!?"

 "Who else?"

Miku walked up to the back of the dining hall, where the food is, and grabbed a plate of mashed potato. She threw it, with all her might, to Yuuma.

I landed smack bang onto the middle of his face.

Yuuma grabbed a plate of food, but Miku dodged it. Instead, it went onto Piko's face. He grabbed a plate and attempted to hit Yuuma with it, but it hit Kaito.

Kaito didn't react, but Miku wasn't finished yet. She attempted to hit Yuuma a seond time, but that failed and hit a random student.

Soon, a food fight had begun.

Kaito was hiding under a table and people had food all over their bodies.

Rin and Len were being over-dramatic and so on and so forth.

"Len!!!! Man down!!!"

"Noooooooooo!"

"Go on without me!!"

"I can't!"

"Just go! I'll be fine!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Someone interuppted.

After a while, a teacher came in to check the commotion.

The students went quite, as the fianl splat was heard.

Everyone gasped.

Rin got up and wiped some of the food off of her shorts.

"What is going on here?!?"

"He started it!" Everyone said, pointing to Yuuma.

"H-Hey!!!"

"Yuuma, tonight, you shall clean up the entire food hall, everyone else, clean yourselves up!!"

"Yes sir!"

"Thanks alot for dubbing me in." Yuuma said grumpily.

~.~

Later at night, when everyone got cleaned up, the teachers rang the bell for lights out.

They patrolled the hallways to make sure the students were asleep.

When the teachers were sure that the students were sleeping, they went to their own dorm bilding and went to sleep

A/N: Hi guys! A few thigs: 1. i got to see the giants on the weekend in Perth >w< (that was... 4 day ago) 2. i am watching angel beats because i downloaded an app for anime (its on Windows Surface rt) Anyways, hope you enjoyed, as you can tell, i am not too good with humour, but i had this idea randomly. The reason why Piko lashed out at Len is because his voicebank was provided at the same time as Rin and Len's append, so that took away some of his fame or something. Kaito gets bullied because of the fact his voicebank was considered a commercial failure during v1. Anyways,  yeah... VOCALOID ON~!