CHAT: it's not kpop it's gaypop

SQUISHYJISUNG
STRAY KIDS COMEBACK STRAY KIDS COMEBACK STRAY KIDS COMEBACK
OH MY GOD

EUPHORIHOE
AAAAAA I KNOW

AGUSTDEFINED

HYUNJIN PONYTAIL AHHJJJJSJSJEJ

ME
GUYS I CANT BREATHE

AHHHHHH

STAYZENSUNITE
AND CHAN

FUCKHHHHHHWH

ME

GOODBYE
IM DECEASED

BABYLEE
you guys seem EXCITED

DADDYCHAN
you do!! i'm excited too AHHH

BABYLEE
oo okay random but i have a question for you all
what's your favorite thing about living where you live?

SQUISHYJISUNG
nothing
absolutely nothing
actually-
cheesesteak

EUPHORIHOE
LMAOOOOOO LENA-
uhm
california scares me
but i've met a lot of celebrities

STAYZENSUNITE
I HATE IT HERE
but when we visit the beaches it's so cool
i do run the risk of getting obliterated by a volcano tho

BABYLEE
fair
hbu beck and jae?

AGUSTDEFINED
fulton street
it's a performing block on lower manhattan btw
jae performs there ;)

ME
leave me ALONE
but my favorite part about nyc are the delis'

AGUSTDEFINED
2ND AVENUE DELI BRO
MY BOY SAMMY ALWAYS COMES IN CLUTCH WITH THE EXTRA MAYO

EUPHORIHOE
i-
i will never get over both of you and your new york talk-

STAYZENSUNITE
you're such an old lady

EUPHORIHOE

i don't like you

STAYZENSUNITE
I DONT CARE

ME
UGHHH practice time
later guys

DADDYCHAN
byyye!

BABYLEE
peace

AGUSTDEFINED
l8er ugly

SQUISHYJISUNG
adios

9:31 pm

ME
hey beckkkk

AGUSTDEFINED
what's up babes

ME
could you do me a slight favor

AGUSTDEFINED
sure what's up? you need food?

ME
yeah yeah a sandwich from 2nd ave would be great!
but could you meet me at lenox hill please

AGUSTDEFINED
lenox hill??
JAE THAT'S A HOSPITAL

ME
yeah yeah room 217
could you grab me a coffee with three shots espresso too? :)

DADDYCHAN
what's happening
i'm so lost

SQUISHYJISUNG
me too-

AGUSTDEFINED
jae why the fuck am i meeting you there?
tell me HONESTLY.

BABYLEE
someone is mad 😳

STAYZENSUNITE
HA jae is gonna get her ass beat

ME
it's no big deal just pleeeease bring me an iced coffee and a salami and provolone on wheat i'm dying here

AGUSTDEFINED
i'm not showing up if you don't tell me what the hell is happening

ME
aHHH FINE FINE UR SO PUSHY
i just hurt my ankle a little bit
JUST A LITTLE

EUPHORIHOE
oh christ
how?!?!

AGUSTDEFINED
AHN JAEHYUN

ME
CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY SANDWICH AND A PHONE CHARGER

DADDYCHAN
jae?! what did you do are you okay?!

BABYLEE
yeah seriously?!!

SQUISHYJISUNG
jae 🤦🏼‍♀️

ME
ughh melina told me i should come because i hurt my foot during practice and couldn't walk on it

AGUSTDEFINED
i can not believe you-
i'll get your sandwich but you know i have to call your mom right?

ME
no
that isn't necessary
PLEASE don't

STAYZENSUNITE
how do you hurt yourself "a little"
IF IT'S HURT IT'S HURT I-

ME
SHHH IM TRYING TO MODERATE THE SITUATION
pls don't call my mother beck
bEEECK

DADDYCHAN
she should call your mother jae-

ME
NOOO IM FINE
I JUST WANT A S A N D W I C H

SQUISHYJISUNG
oh my god jae-

BABYLEE
LMAO WHAT IS HAPPENING
ARE YOU LIKE,, OKAY??

ME
oh g o d IM FINE IM JUST HUNGRY

AGUSTDEFINED
CALM YOURSELF IM ON THE WAY WITH YOUR SANDWICH AND ICED COFFEE

ME
THANK GOD
i'm really fine though guys no need to worry

DADDYCHAN
jae if you split your tendon i'm sure you're in pain

ME
nonono i'm fine
i'm tough

AGUSTDEFINED
your sister had to hold you down when you got your blood drawn for anemia

ME
NEEDLES ARE SCARY OKAY??

SQUISHYJISUNG
jae are you still gonna go to korea?

ME
i think so
i'll be fine GUYS
let's talk about something else

EUPHORIHOE
fine fine
guys i wanna know what you all look like :(

STAYZENSUNITE
honestly same

AGUSTDEFINED
only if you're comfortable though!

STAYZENSUNITE
does it have to be a picture of us at this very moment because i look like i just got hit by a freight train

ME
ofc not kiki ;)

SQUISHYJISUNG
aw hell yea i'll go first

ME
WOW YOU'RE SO HOT WHAT-
also you look,,exactly like how i pictured

BABYLEE
THE SHIRT IN THE SECOND PIC-
I-
SJSJSJSJ LENA-
but you're so pretty omfg :,(

STAYZENSUNITE
HOW THE FUCKAJSHSH
SO MF FINE

AGUSTDEFINED
W O A H

EUPHORIHOE
DAMN lena my pittsburgh gurl
i'll go next but just a fair warning i'm in the car and i'm gonna take a subpar picture cause i'm awkward :)

EUPHORIHOE sent a photo

BABYLEE
LMAO ABI
wait ur so cute wtf
this is illegal

DADDYCHAN
wow 😍

AGUSTDEFINED
HHHH YOURE SO HOT

EUPHORIHOE
YOURE GORGEOUS HOWHOW

ME
WOWOWOWOOW

SQUISHYJISUNG
how tf you look like that
ugh be ready to be underwhelmed

ME
AW KIKI
YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS

EUPHORIHOE
OMG AWWW BEAUTIFUL

SQUISHYJISUNG
BABYGIRLLLL

DADDYCHAN
li and i are looking at this right now stunned
you are so cute :,(

STAYZENSUNITE
shhhh ;(

ME
as much as i enjoy looking at your beautiful faces, beck is here with my sammich :D
byyyeee!

SQUISHYJISUNG
bye bye love

DADDYCHAN
enjoy your sandwich!

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