CHAT: it's not kpop it's gaypop

ME
hey bitCHE$
my mouth hurts

AGUSTDEFINED
i'm not talking to you

SQUISHYJISUNG
I CANT-

DADDYCHAN
hi-

EUPHORIHOE
LMAOOO
GOOD MORNING JAE

ME
i'm really confused
what is wrong with you guys-?

AGUSTDEFINED
go scroll up a little further in the chat

DADDYCHAN
and um-
read our texts

ME
whatever i'm really confused
oh
OH
uhm
i don't remember that
i'm so sorry
especially to kai

DADDYCHAN
hey it's okay :,)

AGUSTDEFINED
TO KAI?!?!?
ISTG JAEHYUN DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARED AT ME LAST NIGHT?!?
A L O T

STAYZENSUNITE
ugh what the hell is happening
it's literally 5 am

EUPHORIHOE
ONCE AGAIN
TIME ZONES KIKI

STAYZENSUNITE

i literally hate you abi

BABYLEE
i-
hi guys

SQUISHYJISUNG
hi li :D

ME
i'm really sorry guys
ryujin IS MOMMY THO

EUPHORIHOE
IKR LIKE DAMN

AGUSTDEFINED
it's okay jae
i forgive you

ME
you have no choice
we are like the only friends we have
you're stuck with me you bitch

AGUSTDEFINED
you're the worst person ever
i could go hang out with FAITH IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT

ME
yeah and i could burn your fucking apartment down
that's pretty much the equivalent

STAYZENSUNITE
wait did i just miss something-
who the hell is faith i'm so lost

BABYLEE
me too what-

EUPHORIHOE
same

AGUSTDEFINED
oh faith was this girl who i used to be friends with
jae hated her and vise versa
one day they got into a horrible fight-

SQUISHYJISUNG
OUR JAE IS A LIL FIGHTER?

BABYLEE
BAHHAHAHA
WHAT-

DADDYCHAN
i-

ME
NUMBER ONE
don't you dare call me little
number TWO
yes,,yes i am 😌

AGUSTDEFINED
she WON too ;)

EUPHORIHOE
oh shit ;))))

BABYLEE
i'm gonna need pROOF

ME
KINKY ;)

AGUSTDEFINED
jae you're literally the kinkiest person i know what-

ME
fucking liar

AGUSTDEFINED
JAE YOU LITERALLY WATCH PORN FOR FUN

SQUISHYJISUNG
WHAT
I-

ME
AND YOU WATCH HENTAI BUT I DONT HOLD IT AGAINST YOU DO I?!?

EUPHORIHOE
I CANT BREATHE
NOAHAHAHAHAH

DADDYCHAN
i-
oh my god i feel like li and i should not be hearing this conversation

BABYLEE
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THIS IS G O L D

AGUSTDEFINED
AHN JAEHYUN YOU'RE DEAD

ME
fINALLY

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chris practically inhaled his water in front of everyone from reading those messages. his members looked at him in confusion.
"it's not polite to stare." he stated, returning his gaze back to his phone. before he knew it, his device was ripped from his hands. jeongin and minho ran down the hallway, the other members trailing behind, felix included.
"what are you dickheads doing?!" he called, following them down the hallway. he was too late though, his phone was already long gone and locked in the bathroom with his seven ridiculous bandmates. the eldest pounded at the door, only to get bursts of laughter in return.

"stays are so funny!!" seungmin giggled.

"oh woww~ pretty~!" jeongin hummed.

changbin spoke, "i agree!!"

"give me back my phone!!" chris called again, jiggling the locked doorknob.

"neverrr!!" minho burst out into laughter. he could hear messages being sent and received.

"you guys are SO DEAD!"
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CHAT: it's not kpop it's gaypop

DADDYCHAN
hiiii

SQUISHYJISUNG
hey kai :3

ME
an yeong has ay o

AGUSTDEFINED
that's my thing you twat

STAYZENSUNITE
"i smell some jealousy~~~"

EUPHORIHOE
"you should just let it beee~"

ME
you guys and your fucking nct quotes
oo can i do johnny's rap
DONT GET UP

AGUSTDEFINED
DONT STAND UP
PLEASE DONT PUT YOUR HAND UP
AND DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN
SIT DOWN

ME

i ask for ONE THING

AGUSTDEFINED
no u ask for a lot of things
like chan's cock

SQUISHYJISUNG
WOAH WOAH
CALM DOWN THERE

ME
WHAT THE FUCK

STAYZENSUNITE
AAAAAAAA

EUPHORIHOE
AHHHHH
MY POOR BABY KIKI

BABYLEE
i-

DADDYCHAN
which one is jae

ME
bruh..what?
me?

DADDYCHAN
hii~ i'm one of kai's friends
um
milo
oh hi i'm another one of kai's friends!!

STAYZENSUNITE
what's happening
hello?

BABYLEE
there's like four of them trying to type on kai's phone
i-
i'm not even gonna bother

AGUSTDEFINED
oh??
hi~

ME
hm hello?

DADDYCHAN
kai is gonna kill us
he totally likes you
like so much
I DO NOT
GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

BABYLEE
KAI IS TEXTING FROM HIS LAPTOP OH MY GOD AHHAHAH

DADDYCHAN
he does!!
he laughs at your texts all the time
and he stalks your instagram
IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL WITH MY BARE HANDS

ME
oh?
um
hahaha

AGUSTDEFINED
I KNEW IT

EUPHORIHOE
AHHHHHH
OMFG

STAYZENSUNITE
HOLYSHIT
#JAI JAI JAI

SQUISHYJISUNG
AAAAA

BABYLEE
brb gonna go get attacked by kai

-

AGUSTDEFINED
KAI
LIKES
YOU

ME
NO
HE
DOESNT

AGUSTDEFINED
you're the worst
they literally said that-

ME
friends say a lot of things beck
remember that time i lied to that guy and pretended to be your girlfriend so he would stop hitting on you?
boom
prime example

AGUSTDEFINED
that was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

ME
HOW?!?

AGUSTDEFINED
YOURE MISSING THE POINT
HE LIKES YOU
WHY DONT YOU JUST GO FOR IT

ME
hm i can think of 200 reasons
he lives on the other side of the WORLD FOR STARTERS
we've been friends for like a month tops
i don't even KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

AGUSTDEFINED
JUST BECAUSE THOSE ARE FAIR POINTS DOESNT MEAN IM LETTING THIS GO

ME
i hate you

-

DADDYCHAN
hey jae

ME
hi..kai?

DADDYCHAN
yes, it's me :(
i'm sorry for my friends earlier, they're um..high strong

ME
hey it's okay! dude they seem so funny

DADDYCHAN
wait,,you're not upset?

ME
of course not!

DADDYCHAN
oh
oh!
thank you 😌
so miss jae
tell me about yourself :))

ME
fine >:/
okay well
my name is full name is ahn jaehyun
i'm ALLMOST 19
i'm from daegu but i live in manhattan
people tell me i have an accent from living here haha
my parents immigrated here because my father got a job opportunity
i attend fiorello h. laguardia high school of music and performing arts where i study dance
hm i'm starting next semester at nyu with beck!
i got into kpop around the seventh grade?
if i haven't mentioned, i love to dance, like a lot
my parents hate it haha, they want me to be a doctor or a lawyer or something
thats about it :)
your turn!

DADDYCHAN
an art high school?? damn that's impressive
what does beck study?
oh btw
i'm kai
i'm 20
i'm from seoul
i love kpop a lot, i've always gravitated towards music
i love to make people smile and happy :,)
i like to produce music and sing with my friends, as like a hobby.
that's about it, i'm just boring :p

ME
beck studies visual arts!
also boring? dude producing music and singing is like really difficult
i've taken a shot at vocals but nothing ever serious
it takes skill, congratulations :,)
you gonna pursue being an idol?

DADDYCHAN
ehh, i'm working on it ;)
hey i gotta go eat with my friends, mind if we talk later? :)

ME
no problemo sir
be safe have fun <3

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"give me sommee~" changbin whined, attempting to grab the platter of sushi from chris. hesitantly, he handed the younger his plate and watched him shove the pieces of sushi into his mouth. his phone buzzed, but he attempted to ignore it and continued to write lyrics with jisung.

again, his phone buzzed, causing jisung and changbin to smile at him. "don't you wanna see who it is?" jisung teased.

even though he really did, he shook his head and continued to make conversation with his two other friends. but about five minutes later, his phone buzzed AGAIN. "if you don't check it I will." changbin pestered. the eldest rolled his eyes and picked up his phone.
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