CHAT: aira's koreaboos

ME
HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING YALL

CRYSTALIXIE
ATTACKED
BY MY FUCKING BIAS
AND JUST,,ALL OF SKZ

EUPHORIHOE
FELIX??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HIS LINES?!!?? I CANT

AGUSTDEFINED
COOKING LIKE A CHEF IM A FIVE STAR MICHELIN

ME
that's not how u spell it i-
WHATEVER
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TRACKS RN

STAYZENSUNITE
AIRPLANE
100%%%%%

AGUSTDEFINED
TA
TA A TRILLION PERCENT

ME
SAME HERE BRO
but GOD'S MENU???
"i just wanna taste it make it hot"
LIKE HM CHANNNNN OKAY
BUT HIS RAPPING IN TA
BECK AND I ARE LOSING OUR SHIT

SQUISHYJISUNG
bRO MINE IS DEFINITELY EASY
also seungmin and jeongin had no business being THAT SEXY
LIKE SORRY IM A SOFT STAN BUT FUCK

CRYSTALIXIE
FELIX IS KILLING ME
LITERALLY
I CANT BREATHE
THANK YOU LORD FOR GIVING HIM LINES

AGUSTDEFINED
guys i'm gonna send you a video
of jae literally freaking the fuck out over chan
like she is NOT OKAY
THE CHAIN LITERALLY MADE HER PASS OUT

BABYLEE
HAHAHAHA PLEASE

ME
NO
IM A GROWN WOMAN

AGUSTDEFINED sent a video

EUPHORIHOE
LMAOOO
JAE

STAYZENSUNITE
"THE CHAIN ON HIS FACE?? FUUUCK ME"

WONPILLY
SKSJDJSJS BYEEEE

ME
BUT DID I LIE?

CRYSTALIXIE
NOPE
BRUSHEHSSHHE
HELP

EUPHORIHOE
I GOTTA GO STREAM I'LL TEXT YOU GUYS IN A BIT

SQUISHYJISUNG
BYEBYEBYE

AGUSTDEFINED
SKAJSJEJ BYE

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CHAT: besties 4 lyfe 🤪

ME
H E Y
listen here you fuckers
that comeback was SO good i'm so proud of you
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD FELIX
NOBODY PERMITTED YOU TO BE SO HOT
AND YOUR LINES KILLED ME
OKAY?
AND CHRIS I WILL HAVE A TALK W YOU LATER
AND KIM SEUNGMIN DONT GET ME STARTED
YOU AND JEONGIN LOOKED SO GOOD AND YOUR VISUALS
FUCK
I LOVE YOU ALL GOD 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

BABYLEE
i-
thank you??? i think??

AGUSTDEFINED
AHSHAHHE
YES YOU BITCHES
TELL CHANGBIN HE LOOKED SO HOT AND IM NOT OKAY, OKAY?

WONPILLY
I GOTCHU BECK
also what will your conversation with chris be about ms. jaehyun? ;)

ME
call me by my full name again and see what happens
AND THAT is none of your business

DADDYCHAN added DARKBIN to the conversation

WONPILLY
ew wtf why'd you add this short fuck

DARKBIN
yk what kid? smd

DADDYCHAN
WOAH language

WONPILLY
YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST SWORE AT US IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

ME

DADDYCHAN
she isn't my girlfriend don't be spreading false information
AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP A GOOD IMAGE FOR US

DARKBIN
LMAO too late hyung

AGUSTDEFINED
wait i-
ur um
ur changbin
FUCK
um
HHHHHHHH

ME
oh great job chris
you broke my best friend

AGUSTDEFINED

DARKBIN
i-
hello

AGUSTDEFINED
FUCKAHEHSHHEHEH
IM SORRY
IM NOT OKAY I GOTTA GO
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALL BYE

ME

andddd here she comes into my room
gotta go 😔

BABYLEE
yOU BROKE HER DUDE

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"CHANGBIN! IT'S CHANGBIN JAE!" beck screamed, flopping on to my bedroom floor.

i sighed, dragging her into my bed. "get the hell up, you're crazy- AND STOP YELLING you're gonna get me evicted."

"sorry sorry, BUT I CAN'T-" she spewed on. i sighed, ignoring her rambles and texting chris.

ME
hey!

DADDYCHAN
hey beautiful! you enjoyed the comeback??

ME
ENJOYED?!? DUDE IT WAS AMAZING
c h r i s you killed me
"i just wanna taste it make it hot"
IM SORRH WHAT
HAHSHEHEHEHEH

DADDYCHAN
hehe ;)
i'm glad you enjoyed it!
do you wanna call? i have a little before we all go celebrate.
oh wait beck's there i guess you don't wanna :( that's okay

ME
nono it's no biggie! she's busy rambling about changbin anyways lmao

DADDYCHAN
she really likes him huh?

ME
WHEW she loves him i-
i'll call  you okay?

DADDYCHAN
sounds perfect 😌

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"hello?" chris answered.

"hey! STOP BEING SO DAMN HOT." i giggled lightly into the phone, putting it on speaker.

"oh stoop." he chuckled, "hey what time is it there?"

"hmm, about seven-thirty?"

"in the morning?!" the australian exclaimed, "you need to go to sleep."

"no~" i whined into the phone, "beck and i wanna watch online unveil!"

he sighed, "fine fine. but after that you're going to sleep, understand?"

my body shivered. "mhm." i hummed.

"good! now-" but he was cut off, "hey hyung? time to go."

"who's that?" i asked.

"ah it's just changbin."

"WHAT?!" beck yelled from across the room, belly flopping onto the floor. i sighed, setting my phone down onto the side table. "bitch you're gonna get me evicted! what the hell are you on? get the fuck up-" i scolded.

"are you two okay?" changbin's giggly voice echoed from my phone.

beck dramatically collapsed again, throwing herself down. "ki beckha simari if you don't get up right now i will cut your nipples off and feed them to YOU." i raised my voice one more, grabbing her arm and dragging her up.
"whew, sorry. she's a MESS." i sighed, picking my phone back up.

"hey it's okay. we gotta go alright?" chan spoke.

i sighed, "okay, be safe and have fun."

"we will, and um..you and beck have fun with that music video." changbin spoke before hanging up the phone.

"FUCK JAE HE'S SO HOT-"
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