CHAT: it's not kpop it's gaypop

STAYZENSUNITE

LOOK AT SEUNGMIN
IM SO: SAD
UGHHH

EUPHORIHOE
AHHH
wait kiki isn't it like 1pm there? why aren't you in school?

STAYZENSUNITE
ur annoying abi
but yes..yes it is
i'm currently in psychology and i'm TIRED

AGUSTDEFINED
pay attention right now young lady

STAYZENSUNITE

you're not my mother

DADDYCHAN
hi guys 😌
no you need to pay attention, school is important >:(

AGUSTDEFINED
hello kai
how are you? :)

BABYLEE
he's annoying thats what he is
we were hanging out and i asked him to make me food
he said okay
but then made food for himself

DADDYCHAN
LOOK YOURE SO ANNOYING
SHUT UP

SQUISHYJISUNG
i like this guy

EUPHORIHOE
wait where is jae?

STAYZENSUNITE
good question
idk 😐

AGUSTDEFINED
oh she's performing

BABYLEE
she's what?

SQUISHYJISUNG
yeah wait i'm confused
lmao

DADDYCHAN
i didn't know jae performed

AGUSTDEFINED
UHM
I MEAN SHE WAS
UHM

SQUISHYJISUNG
what happened

BABYLEE
IM SO CONFUSED

ME
ugh it's FINE i'll tell them
i study dance in school, so i guess you could say i'm a dancer or whatever 😭

EUPHORIHOE
OMFG
I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A DANCER??

SQUISHYJISUNG
AHHHHHHH
JAE
YOU NEVER TOLD US
OMFG
WHAT

BABYLEE
JAEEEE WHAT
OMG THIS IS SUCH BIG NEWS

STAYZENSUNITE
HOLYSHITT
OUR FRIEND IS GONNA BE A KPOP STAR

AGUSTDEFINED
IM SO EXCITED
HAJEJEHSJ SHE IS SO GOOD TOO
ILL SEND YOU VIDEOS

ME
WOAH WOAH
NO MA'AM
CALM DOWN ALL OF YOU
it's really no big DEAL
it's just a job that pays
kiki i am not gonna be a kpop star 😭
just breATHE YALL

DADDYCHAN
well no matter what i'm proud :,)
congratulations 🥰

ME
thanks kai 💓🥺

SQUISHYJISUNG
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EUPHORIHOE
;))

ME
ur rlly just tryna dig yourself a death bed hm beck?

AGUSTDEFINED
IT'D BE CUTE CMON
DONT YOU GUYS AGREE

BABYLEE
I MEAN 😳

DADDYCHAN
wait what
i'm lost

ME
UHM
HAHA
WEREN'T WE JUST TALKING ABOUT SEUNGMIN???

STAYZENSUNITE
about 20 minutes ago ;)
now we're on this subject
what're you guys thinking
jai or kaehyun?

EUPHORIHOE
i fw jai

AGUSTDEFINED
jai 100%

BABYLEE
POOR KAI
HE IS SO CONFUSED
AHAHHAHA

ME

AGUSTDEFINED
great
now i have to go pick up a sweaty, annoyed jae

ME
you can make it up to me by buying me a cheesesteak
i'm hungry

AGUSTDEFINED
fair enough
LATER BITCHES DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE

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i was trying to write lyrics when jeongin came into my studio.

"chan, is this a bad time?" he asked, peeking his head past the door.

i smiled a bright smile, "of course not, come in."

before jeongin could enter, felix pushed him into the wall and walked right past him. "HEY CHRIS!!" he beamed, ignoring the pained jeongin on the floor.

"you're such an ass felix~" jeongin whined.

"HA! anyways, did you start a conversation with jae yet?" felix nudged, wriggling his eyebrows.

i scoffed and leaned back into my chair, "no, i have not."

"who's jaeee?" our maknae teased from the floor.

"just a girl channie totally has a crush on." felix giggled, helping jeongin stand.

"a WHAT??!??" two voices boomed from the living room in unison.

"great, look what you did." i sighed as jisung and changbin shoved their way into my studio.

"A GIRL?? CHAN HAS A CRUSH?!?! ON A GIRL??!?"

their obvious yelling attracted seungmin, hyunjin and minho from different parts of the house.
"chan has a crush~? on whooo~?"

everyone was now crammed into my studio, arguing over this stupid comment felix made.

"HUSH! i don't have a crUSH! felix and i are in a groupchat with some stay's and there is a girl who he is assuming i like. calm DOWN."

jisung sighed, "i wanna joinnn!"

"yeah me toooo~" minho and jeongin whined.

"y'all shut uP-!" felix yelled in between his bursts of laughter, "it'll happen, i promise."

scattered whines escaped from the group of boys as i pushed them out of my studio.

my phone buzzed, causing the frowned look on my face to shift to a smile.
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CHAT: it's not kpop it's gaypop

CHANSBABYGIRL sent a photo

SQUISHYJISUNG
i-
WRONG CHAT
BUT HOLY SHIT
JAE 😍😍😍

BABYLEE
HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
damNNN

DADDYCHAN
wow
you're beautiful jaehyun

ME
call me by my full name again see what happens
but thank you guys :,)
even tho i meant to send that to beck >:(

STAYZENSUNITE
holy shit jae
you're so HOT

EUPHORIHOE
DAMN
OMFG
AHHHHH

AGUSTDEFINED
thank you for letting me know jae bb 😌
i'll meet you on 33rd and manhattan

BABYLEE
on whaT?

EUPHORIHOE
it's city talk b
you'll get used to it-

DADDYCHAN
obv dumbass 😭

STAYZENSUNITE
can we talk about my boy ten PLEASE?

UGH HE IS SUCH A KING
A HOTTIE THOTTIE IF YOU WILL

AGUSTDEFINED
dude how about the dreamies comeback a few weeks ago?
that SLAPPED
jisung could have my children

STAYZENSUNITE
don't say that about my BABY

SQUISHYJISUNG
kiki,,
he is two years older than you

STAYZENSUNITE

AGUSTDEFINED
i-
jae is laughing her ass off rn

DADDYCHAN
let me hear
IM KIDDING
hahahahah

BABYLEE
AHHHHAHAHAH
#jai #jai #jai

ME

gUYS STRAY KIDS JUST DROPPED A VIDEO
AHHHH
THEYRE SO CUTE

EUPHORIHOE
FELIX'S UNDERCUT??
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
LOOK HOW HOT HE LOOKS

AGUSTDEFINED
CHAN'S HAIR
I REPEAT
CHAN'S HAIR

ME
FUCK HE IS SUCH A DADDY
LITERALLY CHOKE ME

DADDYCHAN
i-

STAYZENSUNITE
i think jisung's hair looks REALLY good

ME
wait a DAMN MINUTE
THEY'RE RELEASING THE KOREAN VERSION OF TOP AT 5 AM GUYS

SQUISHYJISUNG
WHAT?????
oMFG
NO SLEEP FOR ME

EUPHORIHOE
ME EITHER

STAYZENSUNITE
HA
bitches
it'll be 11pm here
y'all SUCK 😝

AGUSTDEFINED
someone tell this fucker to go to bed
she is so annoying

BABYLEE
wait do you guys live together?

AGUSTDEFINED
practically
jkjk she's just been busy a lot and i miss her
i never said that tho
I HATE YOU JAE

STAYZENSUNITE
that sounds like the beck i know

-

DADDYCHAN wants to send you a message

DADDYCHAN
hi jae :,)

ME
oh hey kai, how are you?

DADDYCHAN
i'm good, how are you? :)

ME
oof i'm tired
and sore
and in pain
but that's a normal day for me :p

DADDYCHAN
in pain?

ME
yeah, it's just my shoulder hurts a bit
but that's okay i'm sure it's fineeee
what're you up to

DADDYCHAN
just talking to the most beautiful girl in the whole world

ME
holy shit you know hwasa from mamamoo?!

DADDYCHAN

ME
LMAOOOO
but srsly
she is so HOT
my gayness said 📈 when i see her

DADDYCHAN
i was trying to flirt but u just shut me down 😔

ME
oh god not the flirting
i'm terrible at flirting

DADDYCHAN
who said you were the one flirting ;)

ME
sir i can not-

DADDYCHAN
aHAHAHAHAH

ME
i h8 u
i need to go to bed for tonight okay?
sorryyy :( it's been a long day

DADDYCHAN
no need to apologize :)
goodnightt !

ME
ahhh goodnight kai :)