**Author's Note - 12/24/21**
hey guys! thank you so much for reading this book and supporting me. i cant believe we've come so far?? i wrote this back in quarantine, and ngl i cringe every time i read this, but it's gotten so much support i cant even fathom. i'm going through and editing the book sometime soon, thank you <3

beck and jae flopped onto their bed, opening up their laptop.

"CHAN IS LIVE JAE CLICK ON IT CLICK ON IT!" beck screamed, repeatedly hitting jae's arm.

she paused and swatted beck's arm away. "hit me one more time beck, see what happens."

chan's smiling face came onto the screen
"hi stay! how are you guys?"

through tons of smiles and laughter they reached the end of the broadcast.

"jae jae, comment something!" beck pestered.

she sighed and began to type the comment.
'chan i LOVE YOU. ill forever be your babygirl ;) @chansbabygirl"

the two girls burst into laughter at jae's cringey comment, but they were interrupted by the australian man on the other side of the screen.

"if you guys are my babygirls..does that mean i'm your daddy?"

jae sat in shock, eyes wide. she turned to her best friend who returned the same look of fear. after about 15 seconds, jae began to scream, jumping off the bed and onto the floor. "WHATTHEFUCK!!?? WHATTHEFUCK?!??"

beck began to fangirl with her, they screamed so much they didn't realize the broadcast had ended. jae's phone was blowing up with instagram notifications, multiple people were DMing her and following her.

"what did i DO BECK?"
-

it's not kpop it's gaypop

EUPHORIHOE
JAE WHAT DID YOU DO

AGUSTDEFINED
AHAHAHHAHHAHAH
I CANT
SHE IS CRYING

BABYLEE
WHAT WHAT HAPPENED

STAYZENSUNITE
omfg iM SLEEPING what do you want

EUPHORIHOE
there are things called time zones kiki

ME
STOP CLOWNING ME
IT WAS A MISTAKE BUT NOW IM FREAKING OUT
CHAN CALLED HIMSELF OUR DADDY
BECAUSE OF A STUPID COMMENT I WROTE ON HIS VLIVE
AND I TAGGED MY INSTAGRAM
AND NOW MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP AND IM LOSING MY SHIT FOR SO MANY REASONS

AGUSTDEFINED
YES AHAHAHHA
OMFG ITS PRICELESS
IM DYING

BABYLEE
i-
no you did nOT

EUPHORIHOE
JAE WHAT
AHAHHAHAHA
WAIT
CHAN RESPONDED TO YOU?
CHAN RESPONDED TO YOU!?!!??
AHHHHHHHHH

SQUISHYJISUNG
IM HERE IM HERE
what'd i miss

ME
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER LENA

SQUISHYJISUNG
i can still beat your ass AND FUCK YOUR MOM

ME
fair enough

BABYLEE
I CAN NOT-
oh shit
wait brb guys
BECK DON'T LET JAE DIE PLS

-
felix dialed chan's number as fast as he could, impatiently hitting the call button and waiting for him to pick up.

"hello?" chan's voice sighed.

"CHRIS!! CHRIS I KNOW THAT GIRL!" felix practically screamed for the whole house to hear.

chan's interest was peaked, "what girl?"

"THE GIRL! HER NAME IS JAE, THE BABYGIRL GIRL?"

chan's eyes widened as he leaned into the phone, "how??"

"okay look don't kill me but i may OR MAY NOT have been in a groupchat with our fans for a few months. DON'T WORRY!! they don't know it's me, they're just really funny people and i love them okay? BUT THE GROUPCHAT I'M IN HAS JAE IN IT AND SHE IS CURRENTLY FREAKING OUT!"

chris sighed at felix, but quickly overlooked the fan thing and begged felix to let him into the chat. he wanted to meet this girl..really bad.

BABYLEE has added DADDYCHAN to the conversation.

ME
if you're doing this to MAKE FUN OF ME i will rip your hair out

BABYLEE
NO NO
LOOK
i thought i should add my friend!
pls be nice he is really funny

AGUSTDEFINED
AN YEONG HAS AY O
i am: beck
i rlly love your username

EUPHORIHOE
aHHH HII!
i am ali :^)
i'm the nice one

DADDYCHAN
hi guys!! you can call me kai
it's just a nickname don't worry :p
but aw you guys are so CUTE
and why would we be making fun of her?

AGUSTDEFINED
i LOVE IT
yeah jae made a funny comment on chan's live today and now she's freaking out cause he said he was our daddy
welcome to our family kai 😌

SQUISHYJISUNG
WAIT ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT ALI?? SAID SHE WAS?? THE NICE ONE?? yeah,, right
ohh btw i am lena :-)

EUPHORIHOE
way to steal my smiley face thing

SQUISHYJISUNG
my point^

STAYZENSUNITE
ugh ignore them pls
welcome kai :p
hiii!!~ i am kiki and i am multifandom tRASH

AGUSTDEFINED
FELT THAT KIKI OMFG

ME
sorry kai i'm going THROUGH it right now
but hello i am jae
i'm also crying but that's fine
i'm the sane one out of all of us don't worry

BABYLEE
oh so we're just gonna LIE to the poor guy
jae the only things sane about you is-
i literally cant think of anything

AGUSTDEFINED
lix is speaking FACTS omfg

ME

EUPHORIHOE
omfg that's a GOOD ONE JAE SHAHSHWHHA

DADDYCHAN
i-
so question, what is happening with this whole chan thing i didn't get to watch it i'm a little SLOW

ME
OH MY GOD
it's fine i'm slow too
so basically i commented on chan's live that i loved being his babygirl and i tagged my instagram and he RESPONDED SAYING HE WAS OUR DADDY AND NOW MY INSTA IS BLOWING UP
omfg this is your fault beck

AGUSTDEFINED
HOW IS IT MY FAULT
YOU COMMENTED IT

STAYZENSUNITE
they argue a lot you'll get used to it

ME
she starts it

AGUSTDEFINED
DO YOU WANNA ACT LIKE IM NOT SEVEN FEET AWAY FROM YOU

ME
FIGHT ME
DO IT
RN

DADDYCHAN
it's been five minutes are they okay-

EUPHORIHOE
hm
good question
i don't know
ANYWAY where are you from kai? :)

DADDYCHAN
oh wow-
i'm one of lix's irl friends ;)
wait where are you guys from?

AGUSTDEFINED
the winky face is implying two things
that you're either fucking
or
actually
no it just implies that you're fucking

SQUISHYJISUNG
WELCOME BACK
ARE YOU DONE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER?
LEAVE THE BOY ALONE BECK
AND A P O L O G I Z E

AGUSTDEFINED
NO WE ARE NOT
jae locked herself in my bathroom..

ME
AND IM NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU STOP BEING MEAN
and apologize to kai :,(

AGUSTDEFINED
FINE
i'm sorry for saying that you are lix's fuck buddy please continue

EUPHORIHOE
solid apology beck 🙄

AGUSTDEFINED
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

DADDYCHAN
omg 😂 no i'm not FUCKING lix

BABYLEE
unless you want to 😏

DADDYCHAN
i will
in fact
cut your dick off do not test me

BABYLEE

ME
alright i like you kai you pass
anywho i was born in korea but i'm from nyc :3

AGUSTDEFINED
same here :,)
except i'm not korean i'm JAPANESE

EUPHORIHOE
im from california 🌺😌

SQUISHYJISUNG
we get it abi you're A BEACH GIRL
im from pittsburgh
aka the worst place to grow up

DADDYCHAN
what's wrong with pittsburgh?

SQUISHYJISUNG
i was on my way to school once and watched a man get in a fight at the deli and proceed to scream "THIS IS PATRIOTISM" at every single one of the workers until he was escorted out by three policemen

BABYLEE
i-
point PROVEN

STAYZENSUNITE
i'm from hawaii bitches 🤠
i hate it here
the ghetto part of hawaii is not fun
plus volcanoes
but it's okay cause i don't go outside 🥰

ME
don't worry kiki after you graduate you can move to the good part of hawaii

DADDYCHAN
wait you guys haven't graduated yet?

AGUSTDEFINED
only kiki, she's our lil sixteen year old baby
jae and i are about to graduate
lena and abi are both first year uni's

ME

SQUISHYJISUNG
what the hell jae-

ME
i deemed it necessary
i mean look at him 🥺🥺

AGUSTDEFINED
she is still locked in my bathroom
and now she is belting changbin's rap in matroshyka
someone help

BABYLEE
i cant-

STAYZENSUNITE
alright guys ima head OUT
it's 10 pm hawaii time and i have school tomorrow
kill me
peace out babies ✌🏼

BABYLEE
NIGHT KIKI

ME
night bitches 🥳