T: hey buddy

T: best friend

T: yo

T: u said we'll text later

T: it's later already

T: I need to gossip

T: there's this guy I like

T: apparently, he's like really mean and cold and stuff

T: but I heard he's GAY

T: do U know what that means

T: HIP HIP HORRARY BITCHES

T: I'm gay

T: he's gay

T: we're meant for each other

T: he can be the peanut butter to my jelly

T: cuz we're the perfect two~

J: r u serious rn

J: it's 3 in the morning

T: hey🌝I've been waiting

J: so who's the guy u like

T: I'm not gonna tell u pfft

J: okay

T: wait why do u seem so sad

J: wtf I'm not sad

T: u like me😏

T: OMFG what if my crush is YOU

T: I NEED TO KNOW UR NAME

J: no

T: sigh* fine. But u have to tell me ur crush

J: no

T: NO FUN. Just tell me if u have a crush

J: ....

T: plz plz plz

J: yes

T: OMG MY BFF HAS A CRUSH

T: wHO IS it

J: I'm not gonna tell u

T: nooo please I won't tell anyone

J: bye I need sleep

T: AGain

T: but we just started talking...

T: ugh fine bye

T: I love u sleep tight

T: 💗💗💗

J: ew