~Ravi has entered a private chatroom~

~Leo has entered a private chatroom~

Ravi: are we really going to talk about the birds and the bees??? 

Leo: no...
        Just tell your mother we did... 

Ravi: Okay!
          Did I just hear N yelling "you better be talking about it." 

Leo: well....about the birds and the bees... 

Ravi: DAMN IT N!!

Leo: ...

Ravi: hurry up and explain so we can both get out of this awkward chatroom!!

Leo: ...

Ravi: what??

Leo: I...I don't know how to...Do the deed...With straight people...So I don't know how to explain...

Ravi: wait hold up! You've never done it with a girl, was N your first?!?!

Leo: you hear us?

Ravi: Like you said hyung, these walls are thin!!

Leo: maybe I want you to hear.

Ravi: wait what, hyung that's weird, why?!?!

Leo: making sure you guys know what you'll never have.

Ravi: why would any of us want N?!

Leo: you don't think I see the way you flirt with him on our T.V show and interviews?

Ravi: Leo, I'm not flirting, we're just friends with each other.

Leo: that's what all the gay idols say when they're in the closet. 

Ravi: hyung I'm not gay!!

Leo: you know those times when you thought I was asleep...
         I was awake...
         I hear everything... 

Ravi: why are you talking to me about this stuff anyway, you should be talking to Hongbin and Hyuk about this, they are the ones who are really gay!! My room is right next to Hongbin's...I hear things I want to un-hear... 
          What about Ken?!

Leo: Your mother has already talked to them and Ken... we actually don't know what he likes...We're stuck between gay and bisexual.

Ravi: that's not fair, at least think of me as bisexual!

Leo: but you're gay...

Ravi: I am not!!

**N is requesting to join chatroom** 

Ravi: Damn it, what do we do?!?

Leo: tell him we talked about it. 

Ravi: okay

**N has joined private chatroom**

N: so, have we all talked about it????

Ravi: yes mom...

N: good, now come out we're going to go get some ice cream with the others. 

Ravi: Okay... 

~Ravi has logged off~

N: Good Job Leo, I'll give you a little reward later ;)

~N has logged off~

Leo:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜

~Leo has logged off~