~everyone has logged on~

LeaderN: good morning my beautiful children~

hyukkie-boo69: are we really keeping these names N?

LeaderN: yes, they're 'cool' and 'hip.'

KenIsFab: they're not 'hip' N, you're the only one who thinks that.

LeaderN: No I'm not!

Swagalicious2000: have you guys ever noticed we have some hate comments going around.

LeaderN: hate comments, I don't know what you're talking about.

Swagalicious2000: No, on some of our videos, rather it be music videos or our mtv shows, there are always a couple of hate comments.

LeaderN: I believe we have no haters.

ArtWorkBean: who could hate my beautiful face?

hyukkie-boo69: I could never hate your face

KenIsFab: please get a room...

Swagalicious2000: like, one was saying "you sound gay."

ArtWorkBean: how can someone 'sound gay?'

hyukkie-boo69: oh, I found one too! They say "you suck."

Swagalicious2000: what do they mean by 'you suck?'

KenIsFab: why do you want to confirm on what they mean we're sucking on?!

LeaderN: Ravi...we're always going to be here for you, and you can tell us who you like, we're never going to judge you...for gosh sake all of us are gay anyway, it wouldn't matter if you were either.

LeoLion: I don't know if Ken is gay though...

KenIsFab: and you never will know.

hyukkie-boo69: how did we get from hate comments to being gay?

ArtWorkBean: well half of the hate comments on the internet in general is always saying "that's so gay." Or "You're gay." I think everyone should just think about what they say before they post it on the internet, for that matter, watch what they post before the post it.

hyukkie-boo69: now our conversation changed into a life lesson.

LeaderN: our little bean is growing. GROWING INTO A BEAN STOCK!

ArtWorkBean: bean stock?

LeaderN: all I'm trying to say is that I'm proud that you're all grown up Hongbin...now, we need to talk to you about marriage.

Swagalicious2000: marriage, is Hongbin even ready to get married?

ArtWorkBean: I don't think I'm mentally prepared.

LeoLion: halp.

KenIsFab: with what?

LeoLion: well...let me just shorten it down for everyone. I was in the kitchen a couple minutes ago, just making myself some breakfast, but then everyone started texting each other, I got distracted for a second and looked away from the stove and when I looked back, it caught into flames and now the stove is on fire and I don't know what to do.

LeaderN: AND YOU'RE TELLING THIS TO US THROUGH CHAT, WHY'RE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS SITUATION?!

LeoLion: well, I like watching fire so I was fascinated, but then it escalated to the counter and I then realized that I needed to do something.

LeaderN: WHEN SOMETHING ERUPTS INTO FLAMES, YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU SEE THAT, NOT WHEN IT STARTS GETTING WORSE!

Swagalicious2000: o-h, so that's the burning smell.

ArtWorkBean: you smelt something burning and didn't tell anyone?

Swagalicious2000: it's not my fault. I thought it was Ken straightening his hair again.

KenIsFab: HEY! I only do that on Saturdays. Today is Monday, you should know this by now Ravi.

LeaderN: HAS ANYONE DONE ANYTHING ABOUT THE FIRE, OR HAVE WE ALL JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT?!

LeoLion: oh...well...no...it's getting worse...so I guess I should get some water, right?

LeaderN: YES BEFORE OUR KITCHEN BURNS DOWN!
Aish, this is what I get for leaving the house to get coffee for everyone, jeez. Leo I thought you were the Latte fairy, you should be doing this.

~LeoLion has logged off~

LeaderN: aren't any of you guys helping him?!

KenIsFab: I'm too lazy.

Swagalicious2000: same...

ArtWorkBean: well I sleep naked, and since I just woke up I don't think any of us would want to see me naked, running into the kitchen, tying to put out the fire in nothing but my socks.

hyukkie-boo69: I would want to see that

KenIsFab: can you two please, just get a private chat and do your sexy talk on there because none of us want to see it! It's disturbing to our eyes!

ArtWorkBean: okay, come on Hyuk, let's go on a private chat

hyukkie-boo69: okay, but before we go can I just mention how our conversation went from our usernames, to hate comments, to being gay, to life lessons, to getting married, then the kitchen being on fire....why is this conversation so random?!

LeaderN: we're just being us Hyuk.

~ArtWorkBean has logged off~

~hyukkie-boo69 has logged off~

Swagalicious2000: I think the fire is out now, I hear Leo in the kitchen screaming at the pots and pans though, saying it's their fault...

KenIsFab: so he's basically scolding the pots.

Swagalicious2000: yeah...

LeaderN: oh Leo...what are we going to do with you...

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