this was originally a vent but like. that's not the vibe i want rn

there's incorrect quotes at the end btw!!

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g'morning!! i'm feeling good if a little worried

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alright survey. on a scale of one to ten how attractive is junko enoshima. answer or die.

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how's it hanging?

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ilysmsm!!!!!!!

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uhhh tell me something nice

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is there like. a reason why one would experience hallucinations for a brief period of time but have them be cleared up quickly?? because all i'm aware of is schizophreniform but although i did demonstrate several symptoms of that and it did last for the required time frame i don't know if i'm like. knowledgeable enough to diagnose myself with it and i cant bring it up to my therapist or anything because the period ended and there's no real reason to bring up something i might've had instead of something i have

but anyway, if there's any other reason why one would have that lmk??

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aw yeah

a w y e a h

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ok i should like. actually go to school now bye!!

OH ACTUALLY WAIT i have a really short incorrect quotes post so instead of making it longer i'll just post it here!! i'm fuckin smart

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"mckinley: if i experience One more emotion i am going to Literally Fucking Snap

poptarts: ,,isn't that frustration an emotion-

mckinley, vibrating with sheer rage, possibly about to explode: is it now?

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poptarts, who i've decided to characterize as the most chaotic bitch possible because i can: reminder that everyone can die of radiation poisoning. not me tho i'm immune.

kevin: to radiation poisoning or death??

poptarts: well that's just my sexy little secret ;)

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hell mckinley: i'm the sexiest bitch on this elevator ride to the very bottom of hell

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mckinley: it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

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arnold, during the coffee scene: i hope you get run over by a car!!

kevin, loopy off caffeine and also a chaotic bitch: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward.

arnold:

kevin: you lazy fool

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mckinley, having a nervous breakdown about halfway into turn it off: everything is bad. everything is bad!!!

mckinley, stopping at kevin: not ❣️ you 💞 we've 💗 heard 💓 great 💖 things 💘 about 💝 you 💕

mckinley: BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS BAD

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poptarts: if something i say doesn't sound like it could feasibly be on the welcome to night vale twitter please ignore i said it

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mckinley: i had a crush on this guy and i didn't know how to handle it so i gave him a note that said "if elder cunningham's way works better we can just leave you out of it"

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arnold: it's wacky how many months start with j. january, june, july, jaugust, joctober, jecember...

kevin, softly: one of these things is not like the others

nabulungi: ,,one?

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kevin: everyone else's trauma gave them a cool backstory and all i got was a caffeine addiction"