Dedicated to Beautifully-mixed for being an amazing friend and an incredibly sweet person in general. Abby, thanks for all your help and support and for helping other learning writers get recognized as well. Not everyone can do what you're doing and for that, you're awesome.

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THE CLOUDS ARE SHITTING!

.... I take it that it's raining there.

Duh! You know how rain in movies is stereotyped as a mournful atmosphere and stuff?

Uh huh.

I actually happen to love rain. And that's why Imma go out there right now and enjoy myself.

Who even likes rain? I mean, it's wet, you get mud in your shoes. Traffic slows down. And you catch a cold every time you go out.

.... You insulted the rain. I will cut you.

Whoa. Ouch.

Anyway, I'm gonna go out now.

I would advise you against it, you'll catch a cold.

Psst, I will not.

45 minutes later...

I'm sneezing right now....

I'm not even gonna say 'I told you so.'