When I finish this fic I'll publish the first one.

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Roman👑 entered the chat

Roman👑 is writing.

Roman👑: Is anyone awake? I'm bored.

Logan entered the chat

Logan: So what you're saying is, because you're bored we have to pay you attention?

Patton🐶 entered the chat

Roman👑: Yeah????

Patton🐶: Oh, I can tell jokes that will make you laugh! Then you won't be bored.

Logan: No, please spare us the dad jokes.

Patton🐶: I'd tell you a joke about Chemistry, but I don't think I'd get much of a reaction.

Logan: ...

Roman👑: 😂

Patton🐶: What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

Logan: I would leave this chat, but I know from past experience that you just keep adding me back in, why do I have to suffer?

Patton🐶: Want to hear a joke about paper?

Roman👑: Yes!

Logan: No.

Patton🐶: Nevermind, it's tearable.

Logan: Ugh...

Roman👑: HAHAHA

Patton🐶: I'll call you later.

Logan: ?

Patton🐶: No, don't call me later, call me dad.

Logan left the chat

Roman👑 added Logan to the chat

Logan: It was worth a try.

Patton🐶: The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Roman👑: Pffft these are all so bad that they're almost good again.

Virgil entered the chat

Roman👑: Verge! Heyyyyyyy!

Virgil👿: I just came here to mute the chat, I'm tired of my phone constantly buzzing -_-

Logan: Virgil! Please don't leave me with these maniacs!

Patton🐶: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high, she seemed surprised.

Logan: You don't have a girlfriend?

Virgil👿: Sorry babe, I got better things to do.

Logan: Nooooo don't leave meeeee. These people are annoying.

Patton🐶: I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger, then it hit me.

Roman👑: Are we gonna ignore that Verge just used the word 'babe'?

Virgil👿: You do realise you could just turn your phone off and do something else?

Logan: But I was reading an interesting article on my phone...

Virgil👿: You could just come to my room and finish reading it on my computer.

Logan: Oh, that is an idea that I am okay with.

Roman👑: Have fun on your date ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Patton🐶: A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Virgil👿: Ugh

Logan logged out

Virgil👿 logged out

Patton🐶: Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

Virgil👿 entered the chat

Virgil👿: Roman if you're bored, just have another disney marathon.

Virgil👿 logged out

Roman👑: Oh that is indeed a great idea!

Roman👑 logged out

Patton🐶 logged out

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Written: 1st January 2018
Published: 4th January 2018
Words: 495

This was really fun to write tho. I might write more of these.

It's my birthday today!! January 4th :D