You know what's the most annoying thing on planet earth?

Aside from insects or bacteria.

It's stupid people.

Yup stupid people.

These people who don't know how to use their brain and you need to knock some common sense into them. A lot of it.

Like they are so dumb and annoying that you can't stand them and you just want to be like:

"Hey why don't you shut the eff up and go home?"

Or you want to grab a bat and beat them up with it or send them to pre school.

These people are the death of me. Let me list you some ways in which you can detect them. If they do anything that's in this list then you need to have some chill pills when you're with them.

1) Rhetorical questions.

This ain't the one in essays, these are the questions that you can't find an answer for. Why? Because the goddamn answer is right in front of your eyes. These people ask questions about something that you're doing that is PRETTY obvious like,

"Are you drinking water?" And you're drinking water in front of them.

"Are you walking?"

"Are you diving?"

"Are you falling?"

"Are you sleeping?"

"Are you dying?"

My Question for these people is: "Are you dumb?"

If you know anyone like that and they asked you this question, answer them with:

"What does it look like?"

Or just give them a poker face and walk away, you don't wanna have heart diseases.

Let them use their eyes for one second. God created our sense organs for order for us to use them, same applies to the brain.

I hate these questions.

2) Dumb Comments.

They speak for themselves. These people come out of the blue and say a very dumb comment that's SUPER off topic. For example,

You and your BFF are talking about summer and this one person comes up to you two like:

"You know I also love winter."

Like you idiot we're not talking about winter, we're talking about summer. It's Spring dummy.

And the fact that you and your BFF will be giving each other weird looks and look for an excuse to leave like:

"Oh! Look there's a bird giving birth." Or anything that comes into your brain JUST to get away from that stupid person. Because you don't wanna walk away and seem rude.

We are neat and polite people.

Like you have to make up an excuse to walk away from this person or you'll get a heart attack.

3) Secrets.

When you have a friend who is dumb, don't you dare trust them with a secret because they don't even know what the word secret means.

Now here's what the dictionary says:

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Secret
[see-krit]
adjective

1) Done, made, or conducted without the knowledge of others:
Secret negotiations.

2) Kept from the knowledge of any but the initiated or privileged:
A secret password.

4) Faithful or cautious in keeping confidential matters confidential; close-mouthed; reticent.
designed or working to escape notice, knowledge, or observation:
A secret drawer; the secret police.

5) Secluded, sheltered, or withdrawn:
A secret hiding place.

6) Beyond ordinary human understanding; esoteric.
(of information, a document, etc.)
Bearing the classification secret.

7) Limited to persons authorized to use information documents, etc., so classified.

noun

1) Something that is or is kept secret, hidden, or concealed.

2) A mystery:
The secrets of nature.

3) A reason or explanation not immediately or generally apparent.

4) A method, formula, plan, etc., known only to the initiated or the few:
The secret of happiness; a trade secret.

5) A classification assigned to information, a document, etc., considered less vital to security than top-secret but more vital than confidential, and limiting its use to persons who have been cleared, as by various government agencies, as trustworthy to handle such material.

6) (initial capital letter) Liturgy. A variable prayer in the Roman and other Latin liturgies, said inaudibly by the celebrant after the offertory and immediately before the preface.

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ENGLISH

These people are so dumb to the extent that they know nothing about the English dictionary.

You tell them a secret and I bet on a million bucks that they are telling the news about this.

🎶Got a secret gotta keep it🎶

Anyways, these people need to learn how to keep a secret.

4) Voice Tone

Have you ever been in a situation where you're whispering something to your friend and they reply with a VERY loud tone that you just want to get out a microphone and tell them: "People in France still didn't hear it."

UGH

Keep your voice down idiot this is some gossip that belongs to the F.B.I. when will you learn? Turn down the volume child, don't be loud in serious situations.

These people don't know the rules of gossip, one of them is to NOT TO BE SO LOUD!

THAT'S IT CUZZZZZ

Hope you enjoyed my beautiful ramble about stupid people.

If you want me to do more stuff like that then you can go ahead and write the comment I despise.

"MORRRRRREEEE"

Ciao Adios!