"Not to be racist or anything but- Asian people SUCCC-"

"What the fuck Richard?"

This was just an ordinary day in Vineyard high school math class. The teacher, Miss Fre-sha-vac-ado had failed at getting her classes attention. In fact, most of her students were falling asleep. She needed to do something to get them to listen.

"I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, NOW Y'ALL AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME." She yelled repeatedly while hitting a notebook on her desk. In an instant the whole class was awake and listening, most of them were semi pissed. Satisfied with her attempt at gaining the classes attention, she turned around and continued her lesson.

Meanwhile, Stacy and Katelyn were plotting an evil plan against Katlyen's ex, cause she thought he was bae but it turns he was just fam.

"Stacy let me write!"

"NO KATLEYN, I WANT TO WRITE."

"If I can't write....nobody can." Stacy threw the paper at Adam.

He picked up the paper ball, opened it. Saw that it said nothing and smushed it into a ball again. "THIS BITCH EMPTY."

"YEET."

The paper flew around the room before you came-AHHH

Ahem, I mean...the paper flew through the room and hit Mrs. Fre-sha-vac-ado

Adam's friend gasped. "ADAM! What did you say??"

"Bitch. B-I-C-T-H." Adam wasn't the smartest student in the school...

Mrs. Fre-sha-vac-ado was fed up with her class, she mumbled something that could barely be heard. "Whatchu say?"

"I said...WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOM'S A HOE."

The whole room erupted in laughter. "Alright alright, that's enough. Now..let's see since you're new, Jared, could you read number 23 for the class please."

"No, I cannot." Jared stood up on his desk and spoke to the class. "Waddup, I'm Jared I'm nineteen and I never fucking learned how to read."

"Thank you for the introduction...please sit down...NOW, can some PLEASE read number help me solve Number 23?" 

Nobody answered and the poor teacher sighed.

"You guys either buckle down and do your work..or end up at McDonald's. ."

"We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?"

"No." The teacher sighed yet again.

The bell rang and nobody hesitated to leave.

After class, Steve walked up to this girl he thought was cute, trying to invite her to a party, but she walked away when he walked up to her.

"Hey wait! Where are y'all going?"
He said desperately.

"Why you need to know all up in my pussy boiiii?"

END OF CHAPTER ONE:  " Math Class"