Asa: MAYBE IF I FALL IN LOVE WITH aNxIeTy it was also leave me!!

Alastor: I can't handle this right now...

Asa: Just remember, if you can't handle me at my worst, I handle me at my worst everyday! Which makes me stronger than you!!

Alastor: I CANT DO THIS TODAY!

Asa: OH MY SATAN A SPIDER!

Charlie: Wait! Asa, it's a living thing! Treat it the way you would want to be treated!

Asa:  killed without hesitation!

Charlie: ASA!?!

Asa: >:>