Life in LA was amazing for the devil. The city of angels they call it, now it has a fallen angel residing in it, Who has his own club and assists the Detectives -the ones he likes anyway- to solve their cases and punish who are deserving.

Lucifer loved showing up at the station, just waltzing in and going straight to where he knew Detective Chloe would have a case open in front of her and a coffee midway to her mouth. Sure enough, he found her just like that.

The coffee had gone cold but the detective barely noticed, eyes fixed on the file and mind running around.

"Detective!" Lucifer greeted her excitedly, making her snap out of her daze and nearly emptying the cup on herself.

"Lucifer, stop sneaking up on me," After placing the cup safely on her desk she looked up to meet Lucifer's eyes.

The devil grinned, "I didn't sneak up, you just were lost reading that," He pointed to the file.

Chloe pushed it towards him, "Woman shows up in woods naked, asks for clothes, gets a ride to the mall, and then disappears."

"Aren't you supposed to work on cases that have dead bodies and stuff?" Lucifer asked curiously as he scanned over the file.

Chloe sighed, "It's Dan's, wanted me to look at it."

"Ah," Lucifer nodded like it all made sense now, "Detective Douche."

Like he was summoned by the nickname, Dan Espinoza walked up to the duo, "Lucifer, Chloe."

"Detective Douche," Lucifer greeted him, "such boring cases you get."

Dan sighed, "Tell me about it, the couple who found her were worried for her and so they called the police. Can't exactly file a missing person report when we only have a name and description."

Lucifer smiled a very fake smile, "And what is the name of the lovely missing woman?"

"Wine or something, I don't know if she really liked Wine or something."

Lucifer's smile faded, "Oh my."

"What?" Chloe asked, "Do you know her?"

The devil offered them both a strained smile, "It appears the family has decided it's time for a visit."

"What?" Chloe and Dan asked at the same time.

Lucifer only sighed, "Someone give me strength to deal with this."

"Lucifer-" Chloe began but before she could even start her threat Lucifer cut her off.

"Detective, I need to talk to the people who found her, and then I will answer your questions."

Chloe looked at Dan, after all, it was his case. Dan looked at Lucifer and sighed, something he seemed to do more frequently when around Lucifer, and nodded, "okay fine, but then you're gonna tell us everything you know."

The devil grinned, "Deal."

It wasn't long after that Dan called Rita and Miranda and asked them if they could possibly come for a meeting or if they could visit them. The two quickly agreed to meet them at the station and since they were in the nearby shops, they said they'd head towards them in a few.

After Dan delivered the news, Lucifer seemed to be in a low state of panic. Being Lucifer, he didn't show any sign other than unbuttoning his suit causing Chloe and Dan to exchange looks.

Not long after Miranda and Rita arrived, both wearing soft pastel colors which looked good on them. They made a cute couple. (UwU)

"Detective Espinoza!"Miranda said as they came near the trio of two detectives and the devil, "It's good to see you again, how can we help you?"

Dan shook their hands before nodding towards Lucifer, "He has a feeling he knows the woman you're looking for,"

Rita looked excited, "That's great!"

Lucifer came forward with a smile, "Ladies, I just need to ask a few simple questions."

"Of course."

"What name did she give you?"

Miranda spoke up, "Vine, if I'm not wrong."

Lucifer nodded, "You said she was naked, yes?" he got affirmative nods, "Did she have firm breasts?"

"Yes," Rita said without a moment of hesitation and then looked at Miranda who was hesitant.

At Rita -and everyone's else- questioning glance, she blushed, "I was focused on her behind."

Dan and Chloe looked at each other, this is not how they expected this meeting to go. But what were they expecting, with Lucifer around nothing is the way it should be.

Lucifer agreed with Miranda, "Yes she does have a great behind, I remember there were many poems written about it. Final question ladies, did she look like this?" he then took out his wallet and showed them a photo he had in it. It was a picture of Vine, dressed like it was the 20's next to a wall of flowers, looking absolutely gorgeous.

"Wait you had a picture of her the whole time-"

"You have photos in your wallet? since when-"

"That's her!"

Lucifer ignored Chloe's and Dan's exclamations in order to be smug, "It seems that my dear wife has decided to come for a visit."

That quieted them down , but not for long-

"You have a wife?"

"What's even happening anymore?"

"Dang, that means no threesome?"

Once again, Lucifer ignored them all and set to make his way towards the exit. He had a wife to find.