Hello?

No don't come here the title clearly says Read the the next part

Seriously go 

Fine you can stay for a funny talk with me:

Me: hello crowd or whatever you want to be 

Me: today we will be talking about the book in the next part

Me: today we will be talking about.... oh wait I already said that so the main part is about a gossip that no one knows about and then someone comes and tells them the secret! Ok goodnight 

What!?

That's not enough!!

No no

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