mei: i'm so happy that we're a threesome, you guys are my best friends.
iwa: that's not... we're not a threesome
mei: there's three of us. that's a threesome
cheonsa: there are three of us
iwa: the word you're looking for is trio
mei: yeah, also known as a threesome. why don't you want to be a threesome with us?
cheonsa (fully aware of what a threesome is but is just a little menace): we're such a dynamic threesome.
iwa: i really need you to stop calling us a threesome
mei: are you ashamed of us and our threesome? what's wrong with us being a threesome?
iwa: *whispers in her ear*
mei:
mei: oh.

cheonsa doing the crossword: what's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
iwa: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
mei: smad.

juhyeon: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back.
cheonsa: of course. i can't flip this table by myself.

iwa: i told cheonsa her ears flush when she lies.
mei: why?
iwa: look.
iwa: hey cheonnie! do you love us?
cheonsa, covering her ears: no!
mei:

mei: crap what's cheonsa's password?
juhyeon: try my birthday?
mei: nope.
juhyeon: hey!
iwa: try her brother's?
mei: no.
soyeon: her dog's?
mei: damn! wait there's a hint after three tries!
mei: "queer awakening's bday"
juhyeon: oh my god
iwa: what?
soyeon: try miley cyrus's
mei: holy crap, it's right

cheonsa: hey mei what does the paper in your fortune cookie say?
mei: *confused chewing noises* the what in my cookie?
cheonsa: godamnit mei you're chinese!
mei: we are at a panda express, don't try to tell me i should know what any of this crap is!

mei: can i tell you a secret?
iwa: sure, we can swap secrets!
iwa: mine is that i'm not good at keeping secrets